John Hancock: I'm concerned over the continued absence of 1/13th of this Congress. Where is New Jersey? John Dickinson: Somewhere between New York and Pennsylvania.
New Jersey is the Mississippi of the North East. Everyone in the South* says "at least we're not Mississippi" Everyone in the North East points the finger at New Jersey.
*except Alabama, only because they can't spell Mississippi.
Hey, I know a beautiful woman with a heart more precious then piles of rubies and diamond and more pure then the purest of gold. Don't pick on Mississippi.