D&D 5E Gimme your best villain one-liner!

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Fauchard1520

Adventurer

• Jan 27, 2022

• #1

What is the single best one-liner you’ve ever heard a villain use? And if you don’t have any, imagine an encounter with the current BBEG of your campaign. What is the one thing they could they say to piss off your character?

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Bill Zebub

“It’s probably Matt Mercer’s fault.”

• Jan 27, 2022

• #2

"Orcs aren't black people."






That was a JOKE. It's HUMOR.

 

Fenris-77

Small God of the Dozens

Supporter

• Jan 27, 2022

• #3

With a spoon!
-Sheriff of Nottingham

 

Mercurius

Legend

• Jan 27, 2022

• #4

 

Stormonu

NeoGrognard

• Jan 27, 2022

• #5

You, foolish one, will be the first to die.
- Strahd von Zoravich, about 1989

 

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Weiley31

Legend

• Jan 27, 2022

• #6

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

 

Bill Zebub

“It’s probably Matt Mercer’s fault.”

• Jan 27, 2022

• #7

Ok, serious answer. My all time favorite, that still gives me goosebumps, is: “You are not prepared!” (Illidan Stormrage)


P.S. Thanks for the warglaives, sukkah.

 

payn

Glory to Marik

• Jan 27, 2022

• #8

The truth is a poor excuse for lack of imagination. -Elam Garrack

 

DND_Reborn

The High Aldwin

• Jan 27, 2022

• #9

Fenris-77 said:

With a spoon!
-Sheriff of Nottingham

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I prefer "Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more".

 

Minigiant

Legend

Supporter

• Jan 27, 2022

• #10

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.