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Blackrat

He Who Lurks Beyond The Veil

• Feb 21, 2022

• #15,271

megamania said:

I am a manic-depressant with anxiety issues traveling in a wheelchair. lots to dislike

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All I lack is the wheelchair from this list.

But hey hey! While you guys are complaining about pains, I got rid of one. Had a broken tooth pulled last week! One less pain!

 

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Aeson

I am the mysterious professor.

• Feb 22, 2022

• #15,272

Looking through the owner's manual for my mom's car. This image cracked me up.

"I'm FREE! I'M FREE!!"

 

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Thunderfoot

Hero

• Feb 22, 2022

• #15,273

Aeson said:

Looking through the owner's manual for my mom's car. This image cracked me up.

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"I'm FREE! I'M FREE!!"

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Marlon Perkins... Here we see the mimic, having changed its form into that of some conveyance trying to eat Jim who was attempting to tag it. Better run faster Jim...

 

Aeson

I am the mysterious professor.

• Feb 22, 2022

• #15,274

The car engine will shut off when it stops at a stoplight or stop sign. It'll even shut off when I drive into a customer's driveway. When I take my foot off the brake, engine will start again. I'm trying to find out if it's possible to turn off this auto stop feature. " It's a feature, not a bug". My ass. It's an obnoxious bug to me.

 

megamania

Hero

• Feb 22, 2022

• #15,275

If kidnapped and put in the trunk.......

 

trappedslider

Legend

• Feb 22, 2022

• #15,276

 

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Thunderfoot

Hero

• Feb 22, 2022

• #15,277

trappedslider said:

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It's things like this that make me miss the Army

 

Aeson

I am the mysterious professor.

• Feb 22, 2022

• #15,278

I was listening to Morrus on the podcast, and he mentioned a 100 pound book. For the briefest of moments I thought, "That one heavy book". Of course, he meant the monetary value of pounds, but I thought it was pretty funny.

 

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Thunderfoot

Hero

• Feb 22, 2022

• #15,279

Aeson said:

I was listening to Morrus on the podcast, and he mentioned a 100 pound book. For the briefest of moments I thought, "That one heavy book". Of course, he meant the monetary value of pounds, but I thought it was pretty funny.

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You obviously have never read War and Peace. bwahahahH

 

Aeson

I am the mysterious professor.

• Feb 22, 2022

• #15,280

Thunderfoot said:

You obviously have never read War and Peace. bwahahahH

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Life is depressing enough without reading Russian literature. Besides, War and Peace is indeed an epic tome, I doubt it's a 100 lbs epic. Not even Ptolus is that heavy. My collector's edition of Deathwatch isn't that heavy and it's in a metal box.

One of my truly prized possessions.