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[Blackrat]

I am a manic-depressant with anxiety issues traveling in a wheelchair. lots to dislike

All I lack is the wheelchair from this list.

But hey hey! While you guys are complaining about pains, I got rid of one. Had a broken tooth pulled last week! One less pain!

 

[Aeson]

Looking through the owner's manual for my mom's car. This image cracked me up.

"I'm FREE! I'M FREE!!"

 

[Thunderfoot]

Looking through the owner's manual for my mom's car. This image cracked me up.

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"I'm FREE! I'M FREE!!"

Marlon Perkins... Here we see the mimic, having changed its form into that of some conveyance trying to eat Jim who was attempting to tag it. Better run faster Jim...

 

[Aeson]

The car engine will shut off when it stops at a stoplight or stop sign. It'll even shut off when I drive into a customer's driveway. When I take my foot off the brake, engine will start again. I'm trying to find out if it's possible to turn off this auto stop feature. " It's a feature, not a bug". My ass. It's an obnoxious bug to me.

 

[megamania]

If kidnapped and put in the trunk.......

 

[trappedslider]

 

[Thunderfoot]

It's things like this that make me miss the Army

 

[Aeson]

I was listening to Morrus on the podcast, and he mentioned a 100 pound book. For the briefest of moments I thought, "That one heavy book". Of course, he meant the monetary value of pounds, but I thought it was pretty funny.

 

[Thunderfoot]

I was listening to Morrus on the podcast, and he mentioned a 100 pound book. For the briefest of moments I thought, "That one heavy book". Of course, he meant the monetary value of pounds, but I thought it was pretty funny.

You obviously have never read War and Peace. bwahahahH

 

[Aeson]

You obviously have never read War and Peace. bwahahahH

Life is depressing enough without reading Russian literature. Besides, War and Peace is indeed an epic tome, I doubt it's a 100 lbs epic. Not even Ptolus is that heavy. My collector's edition of Deathwatch isn't that heavy and it's in a metal box.

One of my truly prized possessions.