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[Aeson]

Good grief.

Wordle 249 6/6

 

[Blackrat]

I'm trying to puzzle through a banner I saw on a local church.

It read thusly; My Church "Jesus said"

Any clue what this might mean? Font and formatting was off also. I'm focused on the bad grammar. Is it bad grammar? Is jesus saying, my church? Is the church saying, Jesus said? What did he say? Is the church an entity that speaks?

I'm not trying to start something. This is genuinely perplexing to me.

I would guess it references the passage where Jesus proclaims Peter as the ”Rock upon which I will build my church”. Without going further into the theology of it, that would be my first instinct on the banner.

 

[Aeson]

That's what I thought also. Then is it written poorly?

 

[Blackrat]

That's what I thought also. Then is it written poorly?

Don’t ask me, it’s your ”language”… If one is willing to call english a language…

 

[Aeson]

Don’t ask me, it’s your ”language”… If one is willing to call english a language…

My language is American. Them there English will tell you that.

 

[Aeson]

Said in any war involving Russians "@#$%, There's a lot of Russians"

I've been listening to a podcast talking about Tsar Nicholas II. They call him Nicky throughout. And they were talking about Russia vs Japan. Japan won battle after battle but the Russians just kept coming.

 

[Blackrat]

Well that’s even worse. As us linguophiles say, English is not a language. It is three badly maimed languages in a trench coat, pretending to be one, mugging other languages in a dark alleyway for loose grammar.

English is what you get when a Viking tries to trade with a Gael who also speaks Frankish, with the help of a Saxon who knows a bit of Latin.

And then the Americans decided to throw in a lot of z’s

 

[Aeson]

Well that’s even worse. As us linguophiles say, English is not a language. It is three badly maimed languages in a trench coat, pretending to be one, mugging other languages in a dark alleyway for loose grammar.

English is what you get when a Viking tries to trade with a Gael who also speaks Frankish, with the help of a Saxon who knows a bit of Latin.

And then the Americans decided to throw in a lot of z’s

ALL languages are at minimum 3 badly maimed languages blended together into a slurry of various sounds.

 

[Aeson]

The Wizkids ship "miniature" is $180 on Amazon. I'm not sure if this is the lowest price I've seen, but it's close.

WizKids D&D Icons of The Realms: The Falling Star Sailing Ship! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G4HSG36/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_C56HBY8VYHM89BM40K33

 

[Thunderfoot]

Well that’s even worse. As us linguophiles say, English is not a language. It is three badly maimed languages in a trench coat, pretending to be one, mugging other languages in a dark alleyway for loose grammar.

English is what you get when a Viking tries to trade with a Gael who also speaks Frankish, with the help of a Saxon who knows a bit of Latin.

And then the Americans decided to throw in a lot of z’s

You're welcome, we Americans like to fix poorly worked mistakes. LMAO. Bwahahahah