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So there's one of those articles that shows print ads from past decades and talks about how "cringey" they are...

One of them was this picture...




And this was their comment...

"Real or not, this fake Nichols machine gun is no Nerf territory. Get hit with 100 of these pellets coming at you all at once, and you’ll be laid up for days."



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It's a freakin' CAP gun, you moron!!!!

Of all the gun-related comments they could have made, they said that?

Mad_Jack said:

So there's one of those articles that shows print ads from past decades and talks about how "cringey" they are...

One of them was this picture...

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And this was their comment...

"Real or not, this fake Nichols machine gun is no Nerf territory. Get hit with 100 of these pellets coming at you all at once, and you’ll be laid up for days."



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It's a freakin' CAP gun, you moron!!!!

Of all the gun-related comments they could have made, they said that?

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I do love content farm sites featuring articles by people who clearly have no idea what they're writing about.

You can even see the roll of caps. I've had little cap guns that used rolls like that. Pistols. I'd do anything for a gun like that.

And it's a "space" machine gun.

How about that toy design contest? A trip to Disney Land, a personal TV, or a silver dollar.

J.Quondam said:

I do love content farm sites featuring articles by people who clearly have no idea what they're writing about.

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I try to avoid Fox News.

Mad_Jack said:

Because you made them all adult sized for when you turn into a werewolf...

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I don't care if Freak Night, Fright Night, Somekinda Night says werewolves can kill vampires. I still wanna be a vampire when I grow up.

Hershel Walker's Senate campaign is the gift of stupid that keeps on giving. I might be able to get YEARS of material out of it.

Aeson said:

You can even see the roll of caps. I've had little cap guns that used rolls like that. Pistols. I'd do anything for a gun like that.

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Now, if it'd been one of those Zebra pistols that shot the little yellow rubber balls...

These days it's a trend to supe up your NERF guns with better springs and metal parts to launch darts at higher velocities...Back in college we were playing one of those assassination games where everybody runs around campus trying to kill each other with squirt guns and stuff, and I had a couple Zebra guns. I'd replaced the springs and some of the plastic in them, so they'd fire accurately out to more than ten or fifteen feet.
Now, the rule was you couldn't kill anyone if there were witnesses unless you were wearing a mask. But I got around that rule on two separate occasions. One of my targets was sitting in the student union hiding behind a newspaper to conceal their identity while they stalked their target. And I surreptitiously shot them right through their newspaper from clear across the room with nobody noticing, lol. They had no idea who'd shot them until I walked up and handed them a note that read, "Silenced pistol"...

Aeson said:

I don't care if Freak Night, Fright Night, Somekinda Night says werewolves can kill vampires. I still wanna be a vampire when I grow up.

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Vampire the Masquerade gave us the idea of a Werewolf Vampire 30 years ago. Why be just one, when you can be both.

Blackrat said:

Vampire the Masquerade gave us the idea of a Werewolf Vampire 30 years ago. Why be just one, when you can be both.

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I hate excessive body hair.

My mom has this amazing ability. She can make a simple task unnecessarily complicated and sow the seeds of doubt at the same time.

I've never placed an online pickup or at Walmart. I've been in the car with her when she's picked up. I called her because she's done it and she works there. She tells me they have a grocery side pickup and a seasonal Christmas pickup on the opposite side of the building. She couldn't tell me which one it was I should go to. She waffled back and forth. At one point she said she would go there just to ask which side. I said I would go to the grocery side which is the normal pickup point. If it's not there I'll go to the other side. No big deal. She kept going on about it. We changed subjects then she went back to it. Still unsure which side. She does this crap all the forking time.

All I need is ink and paper for my printer. It becomes an ordeal and an existential crisis.

The blond with the banjo is the often the lead singer. The younger sisters will sometimes sing lead. I've wondered why the boys don't lead. This is why.

He's okay, but I wasn't expecting him to come in so slow after the opening.