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Aeson · 2025-12-18T23:18:50+0000

Something you probably will never hear in your life.
"Can you check to see if there is a sandwich in the car?" I was short a sandwich. I took two to work but only ate one. When I got home and inside, I was sans sandwich. I asked my mom to check the car when she left this morning. Somehow the sandwich made a run for it and escaped the bag it was in. At least it was still in the sandwich bag I put it in. Maybe next time I should kill the varmint before I make it into a sandwich.

trappedslider · 2025-12-19T00:17:27+0000

I think this guy wins all future arguments:

Aeson · 2025-12-19T00:52:58+0000

Allegedly that's what you're supposed to do with a shark. Me personally, I would sing Baby Shark to it until it swam away embarrassed.

Dannyalcatraz · 2025-12-19T03:46:24+0000

Aeson said:
Allegedly that's what you're supposed to do with a shark. Me personally, I would sing Baby Shark to it until it swam away embarrassed.

There was some (extremely bad) shark movie I saw some years ago in which the heroes managed to attract sharks away from an active feeding frenzy with LOTS of people & blood in the water by playing music through underwater speakers.

So, singing “Baby Shark” might be counterproductive…

(But I’m no sharkologist.

)

Aeson · 2025-12-19T08:57:50+0000

Dannyalcatraz said:
There was some (extremely bad) shark movie I saw some years ago in which the heroes managed to attract sharks away from an active feeding frenzy with LOTS of people & blood in the water by playing music through underwater speakers.

So, singing “Baby Shark” might be counterproductive…

(But I’m no sharkologist.)

You haven't heard me sing. Deaf people cry for mercy.

Aeson · 2025-12-19T09:28:22+0000

This little guy is auditioning for Zootopia 3.

Rescued koala rides the bus to safety - ABC News Rescued koala rides the bus to safety

trappedslider · 2025-12-19T10:06:33+0000

I guess he didn't have the right
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Kolafications to drive.
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Aeson · 2025-12-19T10:09:09+0000

That was unbearable.

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