That didn't work out, though... Piratecat decided he was a bit overweight, so he started going to the gym... It was pretty hard going, though, when he realized he couldn't reach up to turn the treadmill on. After trying for 2 hours, he gave up.
After he got in shape, he decided to become a pro model... Though he managed to snare the "Teen Girl" market, the company decided he wasn't the image they wanted to present...