piratecat paranoia(pictures, ot, weak humor and cats, beware)

[alsih2o]

well.....blew it all on drugs (nip)

 

[alsih2o]

he amde a comeback in the workout world. he designed a workout machine that surpassed nautilus in sales-

 

[alsih2o]

he blew that fortune carousing in the islands-

 

[alsih2o]

he then went on to conquer pop art-

 

[alsih2o]

and had a personal urinal made. one noone else could drink from-

 

[Hand of Evil]

 

[alsih2o]

Hoe, not just pics, oyu have to add to the story.

but please, do nto mention the time spent with the rebel armies, that is just embarassing-

 

[Tsyr]

After that, Pkitty tried to become an athelete, starting with BMX stunts...

 

[Tsyr]

That didn't work out, though... Piratecat decided he was a bit overweight, so he started going to the gym... It was pretty hard going, though, when he realized he couldn't reach up to turn the treadmill on. After trying for 2 hours, he gave up.

 

[Tsyr]

After he got in shape, he decided to become a pro model... Though he managed to snare the "Teen Girl" market, the company decided he wasn't the image they wanted to present...