piratecat paranoia(pictures, ot, weak humor and cats, beware)

[Tsyr]

After Piratecat lost the job modeling, he fell on hard times... The less time we spend talking about his days as a homeless, drunken bum the better...

 

[Tsyr]

After p-kitty cleaned his act up, he went to therapy. It was a long road to recovery, but he realized his problems started early, when he realized he was adopted... From an Adopt-A-Cat program at Sears. He came bulk shipping to his new owners house.

 

[Tsyr]

We understand that his birth mother was made a surprisingly tempting offer for him... I suppose anyone would make the same descision...

 

[Tsyr]

And, of course, his first romance was doomed to failure, though ol' pk still longs for his one true love at times...

 

[Tsyr]

After therapy, Piratecat lived with his shrink for a while, looking for a new calling in life...

 

[Tsyr]

Piratecat also became a vegetarian, deciding to live a healthier lifestyle...

 

[Tsyr]

And finaly he did find a new job, working for the CIA, though how long his job as a secret agent will last is anyones guess, what with pictures of him cropping up in the hands of other nations...

 

[der_kluge]

He really went to pot, and got really fat. He found with his girth he could beat up on defenseless girls.

 

[Nareau]

At some point, it is rumored that he studied with a secretive group of Tibetan Mystics. After taking many psychotropic drugs, he realized that the world is only an illusion.

 

[Nareau]

His career with the CIA ended when the Russians arrested him on charges of espionage.