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''Balance'' is evil. Just ask Harrison Bergeron.

Re: Re: Strangest Rule Lawyering *Head explodes*

Re: Re: Re: The ineptitude of the WotC/Hasbro marketing machine I wouldso be buying one of those if I saw one. An ''Anatomically-Correct Priestess of Eilistraee in Full Ritual Garb'' put out by Penthouse or Hustler would be cool, too...:D

Hmmm, customizeable ''racial'' or ''environmental'' templates as explained herein in place of subraces sound like a very good idea; definitely something to think about. Danke.

I said ''Never''. 3.5 has really soured me on WotC; I have absolutely no faith in them doing it right.

I am very interested in your fascinating organization, and would like to read some of your literature. :D Are there dues? Do we rent out the local Knights Of Columbus or Oddfellows hall for the meetings? Do we discuss methods of retrofitting our current elves with additional height? Do we get...

(In best Jackie Vernon vice) "Hap-py Birthday!" Thanks for the decades of great fun and adventure, O Great One; thanks to you and the game that you fathered, I met and married the Dungeon Master (Mistress?) of my dreams! *raises a Vanilla Coke and vodka* Lochiem! Long may your Name and House...

Christ, that looks like my homebrew!

What is better? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." :D

:cool: You have made me exceedingly happy. Blessings upon You and your House eternally.

:cool: Is it subtitled "Where The Wild Things Are"? :D

''One PDF to rule them all, one PDF to find them, one PDF to bring them all and on the Intarweb compile them, in the land of EN World where the game-geeks lie..." Y'all are the the King (Queen?:D ), Jack and the Ace of all suits in the deck!

I was typing too fast. ;) Tell ya what, I'll buy ya a Krusty Burger. :D That is just so wrong. Nipples are almost always a cause for celebration and excitement. :p

Oh, yeah. Yupa's heroic entrance is one of my favorite parts of the whole anime. I was so frickin' glad when I got to see the unadulterated version, although it's such a strong story and Miyazaki is such a genius that much of the spirit of the original came through the hack job that was the...

*casts Rary's Extended Thread Hijack III * Enchantment/Compulsion [Mind-Affecting] Level: Wiz/Sor/Geek 5 Components: F (PC with functional keyboard and modem), S (typing) Casting Time: Time it takes to type post Range: Teh Intarweb Target or Area: Any Message-Board Duration: 1 post...

Yah, Bro; inch-long rawk-hard nips must have an ''Amen!!!'' And a ''Praise Zeus (Allah/Buddah/Jesus/Zoroaster/Crusty The Clown)!!!'' to boot! Amen!!! -Father Scarbonac, Pontiff of the First Effulgent Evanescent Self-Righteous Church of the Lovers of Evil/Neutral/Good Nekkid DnD Monster-Babes

I'm getting AU first...well, only, probably...:D

Not me, prolly not ever. SRD + 3e books + houserules + 22-year collection of 1e & 2e materials = decades of gaming left without 3.5.

Cool! Thanks a lot for the reminder! *Raises Vanilla Coke & Vodka in salute* Lochiem!

These are more along the lines of ''Famous Last Words'' (from an old thread at another message-board...oddly enough, it's not an RPG board), but close enough, nonetheless: (1e-2e character): ''My AC's so low even a God couldn't hit me!'' "What do you mean 'The wizard hits your leg with a...