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    Greatest Villian of All Time (You Decide)

    My numero uno villian would have to be every Number Two from the TV show The Prisoner. The show is incredibly mind-bending; Number Six must have had a +20 to his will saves. ;-) I also cast votes for Asmodeus the Snake (Redwall), Darth Vader, Chickenhound (Redwall), Count Rugen and Prince...
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    One Thousand Ways to Freak Out Your Players

    I'm just gonna bring it up to the big 500 here... 498. Add realistic sound effects for your monsters. Start with normal stuff like battle roars and twanging bows, then move on to screams of pain and limbs falling off. 499. Once in a while, have the PCs open a door in a dungeon, tavern, inn...
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    is D&D evil? Thoughts please

    I'm a reconstructionist Jew (very liberal, fairly religious). My rabbi is very liberal. He is thirtyish, an enviromentalist, vegetarian, and all-around cool guy. He is very religious. I've never asked, but it's likely he could have played DnD. The point? Just never say a "religious" person...
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    Biblical Monsters?

    Manticores, I would assume. Body of lion, with scorpion tail. If it's something else, I have no idea.
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    Dragon/Dungeon sold, Chainmail axed

    I, personally, see very little change ahead at all. As far as I know, D&D is turning a profit. Chainmail apparently wasn't, so it was dropped. The magazines were marginal, so they were sold. I'm only thirteen, and started playing about a year ago, so for me, there was no D&D before Wizards...
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    The Forgotten Realms Books I'd LEAST Like to See... (humor)

    Interior Design of Faerun--Join us as we take you into home design all over Faerun! Elminister takes us inside both his lovley 12-room bungalow AND his multiplanar citadel! Dizzt shares tips on decorating with a wide range of blacks and greys! View excerpts from the Pottery Plane furniture...
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    One Thousand Ways to Freak Out Your Players

    465. Once d20 Supers comes out, re-create Inspector Gadget (it has to be possible). Check your TV listings for the show, watch an episode, and take notes. Re-create that episode in your game, with the party meeting Inspector Gadget, Penny, and Brain, and learning that an evil villian known as...
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    Dragon/Dungeon sold, Chainmail axed

    WHEREAS Hasbro is a very very very very very big company with lots and lots and lots and lots of products; and WHEREAS WotC is a company with lots and lots and lots of products also; and WHEREAS D&D, M:TG, and even Pokemon are very very very popular (though it may not be apparent to those over...
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    One Thousand Ways to Freak Out Your Players

    Reminds me of one I posted earlier. The thing is, that cartoon really, really, REALLY bugs me sometimes (no pun intended). But I digress. 459. Work a Monty Python sketch into EVERYTHING. For example, in one tavern, everything on the menu includes Spam. A party of vikings sits at a table...
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    One Thousand Ways to Freak Out Your Players

    453. Recreate Poe's "The Telltale Heart." Have the PCs crawl through a dungeon. In the next to last room, tell them they hear a scream from up ahead. When they enter the last room, have a human greet them cordially and have them sit down at a table. Strike up a conversation, with the human...
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    [Satire] "Pizza" players vs. "Potato Chip" players

    Why are people taking this seriously? I said it was satire. Does anyone need me to define satire for them? Yeesh.
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    [Satire] "Pizza" players vs. "Potato Chip" players

    In light of all the roleplaying vs. rollplaying/powergaming threads... --- I have a problem in my gaming group. Some of my players have a snacking style that doesn't fit in with my campaign. Most of my players are just fine with the pizza I provide. However, some are not interested in the...
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    Psyched about d20 Supers!

    Based on the sneak peek in Asgard magazine, it looks like d20 Supers is going to be AWESOME! The rules seem to be very versatile from what I can tell. It would seem easy to plug them in to almost anything, from a standard Justice League-type game, to a fantasy game, to a modern game. It's...
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    Mechwarrior D20...anywhere in sight???

    On a Polyhedron thread from a while ago Erik Mona claimed he was trying to convince someone to do giant robots for Polyhedron magazine, so this might be in the works already.
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    Surfmonkey's genre-busting d20 homebrew -- opinions/ideas needed

    The players are recruited into a fairly massive agency. They are told they are on the top, and are in charge of eliminating certain other members to keep them from breaking the Agency's cover. Rather, they are really assigned to put some threats to the invasion out of the way.
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    One Thousand Ways to Freak Out Your Players

    438. Have the characters enter a city where one street is populated by a large yellow bird, various strange puppet-like monsters, something that looks vaguely like a furry brown elephant, a hord of preschoolers, and a very interracial group of human adults.
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    One Thousand Ways to Freak Out Your Players

    431. This one is based on something from a DM I once had. When the players enter a city for the first time, have a halfling walk up to them and say "There is no halfling mafia." Repeat several times. When the players finally take the time to ask some random passerby about this, say this: "All...
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    Houston we have Achieved Orbit around NWN!

    Ok, ok. I admit that I was just yanking everybody's chain with that jest about having a life. I'm probably just jealous. Probably because I have relatively limited cash reserves (read: am 13 years old) and have to clear purchases with a higher authority (read: my parents). I'm not much of a...
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    Houston we have Achieved Orbit around NWN!

    Now, don't get me wrong, I'm psyched about this game too. I plan on buying it sometime soon. But...well...I'll put it buntly: Don't you people have LIVES?!?! Thank you for your time.
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    One Thousand Ways to Freak Out Your Players

    C'mon, people, don't let the thread die. 420. Two words: silly string. 421. Name NPC villians after family members of the players. Give massive experience penalties for failing to finish off a villian in combat.
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