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  1. derelictjay

    EBERRON: great quotes

    After a harrowing trip chasing a falling sorcerer through the towers of Sharn, and nearly falling out of the skycoach he was riding in (with only a Reflex save to save him gifted graciously by me). Skycoach Driver: "Fares 1 sp." Player: "Here is a gold piece, don't say a word about this. Now...
  2. derelictjay

    cosmetic changes in a human-dominated world (humorous)

    Yes, I can just see hundreds of anorexic dwarven males. And the town cryer saying that human standards of male beauty is affecting dwarven health, because the "thin" male human figure and weight is not acceptable for dwarves.
  3. derelictjay

    La Hivecabra!

    Well, we're suppose to have a below normal christmas, at 44 degrees
  4. derelictjay

    La Hivecabra!

    Well I turn 27 on this day of seasons change. When the sun shines its shortest and night darkens its longest. With the cold moving in for its stay. Of course I doens't feel like winter with a temperature of 70 degrees outside.
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    What races do you allow in your Eberron campaign?

    Alright, I'd allow the races of the PH & ECS plus goblins, hobgoblins, orcs, some of the reptile-folk, the XPH races, and any creature the player can give a good storyline to with an appropriate ECL (currently +2 at level 3). My group consists of a dwarf fighter/(dex-less) rogue, halfling...
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    Stat yourself... Off topic?? dunno.

    Str: 15 I'm big, but fit as I workout regularly. But if I go by my lifting ability it would probably be 13 as my upper body is alot weaker than my lower. But I can squat alot. Dex: 9 Not quite average, I'm a clutz, but I've been wasting skill points in balance and tumble to be decently nimble...
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    Where is Monte Cook from? (Also, where are *you* from?)

    A small town of just a little less than 300,000 people called Corpus Christi, in the south part of Texas. What you don't think 300,000 is a small town, you've never lived in Corpus Christi :confused:. Of course I'm still currently living here. Well I can agree with this, but my directions...
  8. derelictjay

    What ails you?

    Well lets see, I was born with flat feet and weak ankles, so will start with the feet. Now babies usually have flat feet when their born and grow out of it, but not my feet no. See the ligaments bind the bones of my feet so poorly that when their outside of a shoe they literally spread out...
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    What's your screenname mean?

    Back when I was createing my first email address (back in 1996), I needed a name, but Jason (which I guessed it would be) and several variations of that, were taken, and me hating numbers didn't want a string of numbers to remember. So I though of words that describe me, and derelict stuck out...
  10. derelictjay

    ENWorld vs. Real World

    I've got a BS in Computer Science, and have a job thats basically a web designer and a computer tech. But because my job is with a small company, its really got no room for growth, and the city I reside in is so backwards technologically that many think Windows '95 is still the big thing; I'm...
  11. derelictjay

    Metal Badass Dead

    Shoot I'm seriously contemplating getting the Damageplan cd, now, since I'd put off getting it before.
  12. derelictjay

    Conan with a little Tick thrown in...and some Jughead for flavor

    Let us see now, Dekard what were you. I would say Tarzan with a little of the intuitiveness and cleverness of Sherlock Holmes. But alas for your early retirement, as the only surviving member of a near TPK.
  13. derelictjay

    Holiday Customer Service Hell.

    Well in defense of this idiot, alot of people, in Texas, still believe that Texas is still an independent republic. :heh: Sorry, I had to say it. But; nonetheless, it is true.
  14. derelictjay

    Metal Badass Dead

    Yeah, waking up and hearing this, was kinda jarring, as Pantera was a favorite of mine, and I enjoyed listening to Damageplan. And I literally woke up to this news as I had just turned on the radio and the DJ was talking about this. Saw Pantera 3 times in concert and had a good time at each...
  15. derelictjay

    Top Five New RPG Books

    Best Buys of 2004 1 Expanded Psinics Handbook 2 Eberron 3 Iron Kingdoms Character Guide 4 Hamanaptra 5 Serpent Kingdoms Honorable Mention, loved these also: Beyond Countless Doors, Book of Iron Might, DragonMech, Sharn: City of Towers, d20 Future Awaiting 1 Codex Anthema 2 Lost Empires of...
  16. derelictjay

    3e and the Test of Time

    This is how I see it, 3e will not survive the test of time, but neither did 2e or 1e before it. Those systems were about rules, and those rules were changed. Now yes some of those rules lived on to the next series but alot didn't. But thats not what your talking about, your saying there's not...
  17. derelictjay

    Which ranged weapon(s) do(es) your D&D character(s) use?

    My half-orc ranger used throwing hammers, daggers, and any other light throwing weapon he could get his hands on and also use in melee, of course all his weapons were light weapons (Aw too bad for the TPK, now I DM again).
  18. derelictjay

    The great deception revealed in 'religious texts'

    Alright I have to disagree with you here. D&D is a RPG because you play a role, that is the point of a role playing game, whether you are a min/max-er who only cares for the stats on the sheet or the guy who wants to act out his every action in its gory detail. Now as to the quote about the god...
  19. derelictjay

    [Dec] What's up in your campaign?

    As I'm just about to start my campaign, nothing has happened yet. But what is going to happen is a trip to a aristocratic party where the players with get a quest (this is an Eberron campaign BTW), where a robbery will take place at the aristocrats home. The PCs will either then have a harrowing...
  20. derelictjay

    Why Do You Play D&D?

    To start with I'll say for the laughs, nothings better than you, another player or the DM saying or doing something stupid and giving a dumb look as everyone around the table busts out laughing. The comraderie, this kinda goes along with the what I mentioned before, as you can't really laugh...
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