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"Mr. Shadowknave, who are you and what were you and your group doing when we found you?"

"Mr. Shadowknave, I am Lex and these are my dates. The one who has stripped you and is currently engaged in violence against your person is called Khefren. He has a history of physical aggression, impulsive action, and extreme sassiness, as you have by now learned. Also with us are Leau and...

*Communicates all of this to the party, even the cat thing.*

1D20+8 = [19]+8 = 27 Investigation *TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN*

*Clutches Reginald's hand and shoves it into the open head wound, which is loaded with cold, wet material like a Halloween pumpkin full of scrap metal* "That is a common misconception, Sir, regarding modron anatomy. Now, if you will follow my direction, I will guide your healing fingers to my...

"Khefren! Thank you for this lovely stick! I will analyze it closely and submit to you my findings in the form of a lengthy treatise." "Sir Reginald, if it lay within your capacities to mend the damage to my construction, I would greatly appreciate the help. I am otherwise uncertain that my...

*Quickly draws and fires upon B3* 1d20+3 1D20+3 = [13]+3 = 16 Hand x-bow attack 1d6+1 1D6+1 = [5]+1 = 6 Hand x-bow damage ((This would appear to kill that opponent, much as Lex had calculated, based on the blood loss assessment he made and the location of the cut made by Sir Reginald)) *Turns...

*Don't forget that Leau Inspired him, Bardically.*

"What about this scenario: We offer you money, instead, and you tell us where your fifth member went, at which point we will decline to tell him how he was located. It is a more likely sequence of events than me forgetting something. I am a modron."

*Observes Khefren* "I had not expected that to happen. I will include it in further calibrations." *Addresses group of men* "Excuse me, common street toughs, I am asking you to move your attentions fully toward me and the other members of this group of credible witnesses, at this time...

*To Sir Reginald* "Notary, I am Lex and these are my dates. You have already met Khefren. I hope you will forgive his sassiness. I am certain he meant no offense and it is only his recent appearance here from the parts unknown which accounts for it. The others in my group will introduce...

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*Begins walking toward the Black Sail* "I am buying salads for everyone, even our sassy friend! Statistically, this is still the best date ever!"

"Well, that helps to explain why it was so hard to find him. If you are not interested in my services, at this time, I will take my dates and bring them to an eating establishment where I can observe them consuming food, as a group. I have a hypothesis I would like to test."

"I guess we will both find out, together! That is what I like about Xaositect interior decorating, the uncertainty."

"They have been cleaning. I am surprised." *Holds door open for the group, smiling.*

"Fantastic! Come along, everyone. We are going to an undisclosed second location! Best date ever!"

*Takes Toranna's hand gently in his mechanical grasp, speaks sweetly, quietly, and without patronizing* "Toranna, I know the Dustmen seek the truth. Integrity and a correct apprehension of reality are important. I also know it is not easy to be completely oneself while at work. As a modron...

"Toranna, does the name 'Mordrigaarz' hold any special meaning to you?" *Rolls Investigation to see if she hides anything/1D20+8 = [7]+8 = 15*

"Oh, Toranna! A plot! Raised as laborers! What they say about you Dustmen being totally humorless seems untrue, at this point! You are a proverbial laugh riot, one in which I would proverbially participate were I physiologically equipped to produce laughter. I have tried but I was told the...