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While visiting a temple in the town of Sarin, Alexia's companions, three halfling thieves, noticed a 2 ton black pearl that was part of the temple's statute of Ashra, the goddess of healing. After successfully rolling to avoid notice, steal, and roll the pearl towards the stairs, one of them...

In a titanic battle against a dragon, 2 mages (15 lvl each) and 1 fighter (18 lvl) died. The dragon was terribly wounded and it began to fly away. With thoughts of owning the ENTIRE hoard plus the experience, Charlie was desperate to kill it. He ripped out his crossbow, charged under the flying...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Okay, THAT wins the Funniest Award. Bacon's wins the Stupid Award.

My friend read that and it took him a while to get it. When it finally clicked he laughed his head off. :)

An unfortunate PC decided to charge Darth Vader. He died in 5 seconds.

We were all at the top of a VERY high cliff, and an evil witch was at the bottom. So the first guy casts Featherfall and floats down. I used my Ring of Featherfall and floated down. The third guy jumped off.

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In a World War 2 game, Hangell was a British special forces paratrooper. He and private MacWel were on a mission to blow up a German munitions train. They saw a guard booth with a sleeping guard in it, and began to discuss what to do. They soon started to argue, and the German guard woke up and...

There was this one time a very dumb vampire dared someone to stab him in the heart.

A magical warhammer that returns when thrown needs someone with the ability to catch. Pieces of Joe's head went everywhere.

One day, a PC, Karen, walked home from work. She spectacularly botched a roll and mistook a horde of walking dead for Elvis Presley. It wasn't pretty.

A group of escaped prisoners fortified a mess hall. Being severely outnumbered, we had the Druid use 'Summon Nature's Ally' to call forth a monkey. He sucessfully distracted the entire room while we rolled in a lit barrel of gunpowder. Killed everyone, including said monkey.

A small, green leathery creature fell from the cieling and wrapped itself around a PC's face. Another player remembered that the creature was weak against fire, so he shoved the torch into the player's face. The monster died, and the PC was now on fire. So he jumped into a nearby pool, which...

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We were bound and gagged in a very large dungeon. A kobold shaman decides to torture us, but removes our thief's gag to hear him scream. Not being up on the effects of staffs, our ingenious thief talks the kobold into breaking the wizards staff of magi. He figures it will just kill the kobold...

Yet another one from me. :) After hiding in a cargo hold of a hijacked starship, my character, Watchkiss, spent hours sneaking towards the bridge, quietly eliminating guards as he went. He overloaded the hijacker pilot's brain by mistake, killing him. Due to an obvious clue he missed earlier...

Here's another! I was going through a phase of silly character concepts, and Aron was one of the sillier ones. Based almost completely on the character "Sheriff Aron" from Brisco Country Jr. Yup. An Elvis-ish archer... Anyhoo, the bad-guys chief leiutenant shows up to mock us. Aron fast-draws...

This one's great. My character teleported across a ravine to avoid walking across a wooden bridge he suspected was trapped. It wasn't...the spot on the other side where he reappeared was, however. His last words were 'You can never be too safe!'

In a futile attempt to escape a wizard's lair, my character utilized a teleport spell without having anywhere to teleport to stored. We wound up teleporting into a herd of cows. All but 2 players merged with a cow, and exploded.

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