Stupidest things PCs/DMs have done

[Lalalei2001]

We were bound and gagged in a very large dungeon. A kobold shaman decides to torture us, but removes our thief's gag to hear him scream.

Not being up on the effects of staffs, our ingenious thief talks the kobold into breaking the wizards staff of magi. He figures it will just kill the kobold, right?

BOOM! No more dungeon.

 

[Lalalei2001]

Any more? ^_^

 

[Balgus]

A darkmantle fell from the ceiling and clung to the face of one of the char. Another thought it a great idea to remove it by bashing it with an axe. We were all lvl 2 - and the guy had like 5 hp

 

[Lalalei2001]

A small, green leathery creature fell from the cieling and wrapped itself around a PC's face. Another player remembered that the creature was weak against fire, so he shoved the torch into the player's face. The monster died, and the PC was now on fire. So he jumped into a nearby pool, which turned out to be acid.

It was not one of his better days.

 

[jeffman]

Gnome Armor

So, once my PCs were on a ship with a pirate ship quickly approaching them from behind. The PCs knew they were clearly out numbered, seeing approximately 10 people on deck of the pirate vessel.

The gnome wizard (~lvl 4, I believe) tells the half fiend fighter to fly her over to the approaching vessel, close enough for her to use burning hands. They decide to tie the gnome to the front of the half fiend, to allow them both to have their hands free.

Once the pirates see a flying creature coming towards them with a gnome with a wizard cap on her head, they all pull out their cross bows, and in one round, provide plenty of ventilation for the halffiend through her gnome armor.

Right after that, the druid remembered she had flaming sphere preppared, and easily sinks the ship from the safe distance of her vessel.

 

[Lalalei2001]

A group of escaped prisoners fortified a mess hall. Being severely outnumbered, we had the Druid use 'Summon Nature's Ally' to call forth a monkey. He sucessfully distracted the entire room while we rolled in a lit barrel of gunpowder. Killed everyone, including said monkey.

 

[jimbobbrowningstein]

Well there were two guy who would come over and play. They were friends. For a while. Well eventually they became bitter rivals for reasons that arn't important here. They even got into a fist fight at the gaming table one night. Anyways anytime they were both playing they would seek out eachothers character just to attempt to kill off the other one. This happened quite a bit 'till we just decided to just never have them over at the same time ever again. I guess that counts.

 

[Lalalei2001]

One day, a PC, Karen, walked home from work. She spectacularly botched a roll and mistook a horde of walking dead for Elvis Presley.

It wasn't pretty.

 

[Lalalei2001]

A magical warhammer that returns when thrown needs someone with the ability to catch. Pieces of Joe's head went everywhere.

 

[Lalalei2001]

There was this one time a very dumb vampire dared someone to stab him in the heart.