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  1. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    My brother lives in a "holler" down in West Virginia or Kentucky somewhere, and he had to run lines up the side of a small mountain from his house to a self-built tower for his internet. He's now basically functioning as an ISP for his neighbors.
  2. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Apparently, when my father came over a few days ago, he was futzing around with the light switch that controls the lights over the stove and counter - the switch burned out years ago and the old man removed it, but couldn't remember which wires went to which part of the switch when he went to...
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  4. Mad_Jack

    What’s a song that makes you cry (not just from sadness, but from feeling too much)?

    "No Man's Land (The Green Fields of France)" by Eric Bogle I will never be able to sing that song all the way through... Green Day's "Time of Your Life" Doesn't make me cry or anything, but does have a particular significance... The first time I heard that song was at Rocky Horror - one of...
  5. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'm 52 years old and still live in the house my father built the year before I was born. I've been constantly repairing it since I was a child. Nobody needs to move on more than I do... :p
  6. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    By trophies, you mean the six cords that still work despite being Frankensteined together in multiple places? :p
  7. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    In other news, the old man came over the house the other day to putter around, and in the course of three hours or so managed to lose his glasses, chop through an extension cord, and mess with the pressure on the water pump enough to un-fix the leak he 'fixed"... Seventeen... Seventeen. That...
  8. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Didn't we already have this discussion about how it's illegal to clone hot actresses and supermodels for "entertainment purposes"? :p
  9. Mad_Jack

    Trailer Eenie Meenie Trailer

    Well, it's got a good soundtrack...
  10. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    As the joke goes, I don't think you'd fit in them...
  11. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Well, I am a little bit hungry... Movies that far back? Actually, nope - the compression wasn't good enough to store that much data on one side... The film came out in '91, and dvds started getting made in '96, so it would have been one of the relatively early movies released on dvd.
  12. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    You can't fire me, I don't work here. I just wandered in off the street and decided to stick around because there was coffee.
  13. Mad_Jack

    A New Hope Returns to Theaters in 2027 for 50th Anniversary Celebration

    Empire was the first one I got to see in a theatre - I was only 5 when the original came out. However, back when I was doing Rocky Horror, the owner of one of the theatres where we performed was an FoC (friend of cast), and one day he rented a print of A New Hope and played it solely for the...
  14. Mad_Jack

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Well, they're all made-up reasons, really... It's just that some were made up by the person doing the firing, and some were made up by the guy getting fired. :p
  15. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Gawds, I can't stand when people do that... :mad: They end up sabotaging their own causes because they can't pull their heads out of their own issues... The fight ends up being more important than the result. (Y'know, I once had to knock out a drunk friend of mine because he wanted to fight...
  16. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    For the next few days I am self-identifying as an inanimate object.
  17. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Clearly, you work in customer service... :p
  18. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I've said it before, but in a better world I would have a well-paying job going around smacking stupid people upside the head with a plank...
  19. Mad_Jack

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Y'know, every time I see a list of foods CT is "famous for" or that are supposedly traditional favorites or something, half the time I barely know anybody that actually eats them... Well, I am a trained actor and amateur vocal mimic... (You've never known cognitive dissonance until you've...
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