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GTFO, Avenger, you useless crappy-fluff terrorist.

Hurf, you posted yours while I was typing mine. Derp. Copypasta: No surprises here. The Raven Queen is ambitious, does creepy stuff that leans towards evil for me, and some of the servants statted as monsters are very much 'What the HELL' moment-inducing. Apparently we're no longer going with...

Only if it also has marshmallow Gelatinous Cubes. Actually, those would make good fruit snacks, nevermind cereal. :D How's the gaming community in Louisville, BTW? I'm moving there at the end of November and hoping that I'll be able to find a RL D&D group at last rather than VT/PbP.

Lucky Charms already has mimics. You just don't notice them because they're mimicing stars, hearts, moons, horseshoes... :p

Dudess? Hells, I've been hanging around with elves too much. It's what I get for being the Elven God of Dice. It's dude. ;) And yes, the filthy vermin Avenger must die. On this we finally agree. ;)

The terrorists won last time due to all you horrible people voting for the noble Swordmage, who bravely sacrificed himself to defend you from their evil, but it's time we struck them down. Their filthy jihad must end. BURN THE AVENGER IN THE HOLY FIRES OF BURNING.

*raises sword in solemn salute* Farewell, noble and beloved Swordmage. We shall not forget you, and we shall always look upon the fools unable to see your true worth with pity.

I like that one a lot. Although my first reaction to this thread was a 4chan-esque '>realistic >bahamut wat' :p

No, not at all, and I'm not sure how you got that outside of deliberately misreading my post. Being offended by something that directly relates women to livestock is not at all puritanical, especially when coupled with not being offended by more scantily clad women. If your avatar was in, say...

*shakes fist at Invisible Stalker* ;) It's OK, the Swordmage forgives you. :p It's actually feminism, not puritanism, Jack99, and I'm from and live in California. ;) I like :):):):) as much as the next guy, but that particular image offends me where, say, cleavage in a bikini doesn't - Not...

Nah, time for the Swordmage to live to protect others another day. What does need to die is that incredibly offensive avatar of yours. ;)

If the Avenger survives this round and the noble swordmage dies, then the terrorists have won. Because that's what the Avenger is, now that I think of it. A terrorist. The worst lame side of religion. We don't need that crap in D&D, get rid of it!

Fighter, rogue and wizard will be the last three. Goodbye, Paladin. We won't miss you. Posting it here as well because it's awesome: We've come to mourn the paladin, The best and noblest sort of man. His way was clear, his will was strong, But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong! Alone...

We've come to mourn the paladin, The best and noblest sort of man. His way was clear, his will was strong, But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong! Alone he faced the orcish hoarde, And, dauntless, drew his mighty sword. He did not flinch, he did not blink, He surely did not stop and think...

Five half-orc feylocks. Five Eladrin shielding Clerics. Five Eladrin Paladins of any type, all of them built with PHB only. Five halfling Ensnaring Swordmages. Combine already low damage with limited weapon selection and IMO the worst of the three aegis...

This class is awesome, scratches an itch I didn't even know I had, and I want to play one *right now*. Good job, WotC. :D

The swordmage does not suck and never has sucked, and was in fact perfectly playable with just the FRPG. The Paladin, on the other hand... *vomit* Swordmage for the win. (And I'm still not sure how it 'sucks' other than not being Defender/Striker like you wanted it to be. Damage ain't...

Go away, Paladin. You have too much baggage, and your original incarnation is horrible, and your post DP-incarnation is confusing and has too damned many ways of marking. Also, I have the perfect novel quote for you when you die, and I want to be able to use it. Save the Swordmage, it's awesome.

It's a testament to the awesomeness of the Swordmage that even with the build that reeked of the crayon scribblings of a five year old, I still found her fun and rather effective. But yeah, ye gods was that a horrific build. The Invoker was worse, though. Just plain awful all around, I hated...

Burn in hell, Invoker!