I shall go with:
d20 Modern: Smart 2/Fast 1 with possessions: knife, longsword, katana of mercy +1, (treat it as having the D&D merciful weapon quality) nunchaku, wealth bonus +3, assorted possessions
D&D: err... Rogue 3 with possessions dagger, longsword, nunchaku, 2d10 gp, 1d10 sp, 1d10 cp...