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Hundred metre dash!

Yes, dahling?

I am not a geek! I'm not I'm not I'm not!! :weep: Ooh! That was on my Christmas list but no one bought it for me. How is it?

Oh. No, that was me, over on the Grognard's Tavern board. (Dang, your hearing is good! :D )

What if GG joins the competition himself? Is he a shoe-in? What if he joins and loses? :eek: Maybe...*gasp!*...maybe I could be the new Gygax!!!

Lizardfolk could rule the world. They could be the 'elves' of standard games, with their high-falutin' attitudes. Or, if that's not standard Ice Age enough for you, maybe the Ice Age was the high point in the elven civilization and all other races struggled against subjugation by them.

Yuck. And let me head this off before RV becomes my new Angelsboi: I AM NOT ROMAN VIRTUE! I may be able to post dumb, but I can't post that dumb. (...and wasn't this thread seven pages long yesterday? :uhoh: )

Ehh, it might get me off the couch for a few hours. But I'd prefer to be paid for my work. I am a professional layabout, you know.

Okay, what is Roman Virtue and why does Vampire Priest think that thing is me? And why do flourpeddle's panties say "must be 8 years old to ride?"

Ah. So this "contract for hong" has nothing to do with killing hong for money? I see.

Hey, watch your binary language, please!

Oh that is sooo true.

Aw jeez, it's so sad when a good dog passes.

Hey, there are plenty of ways and plenty of reasons to treat missing PCs in different ways: Have them fade into the background, have them played as second PCs by other players, having them played as NPCs by the DM. Each method has its charms. But if the player knew his character was still in...

Uh, no, that's okay, it's in the Tome of Horrors. Page 114. It was the third page I flipped to. Perfectly placed, alphabetically listed, highly visible. I've been saying for twenny years, I need a co-DM!! But nobody ever wants the job 'cause they think it would be boring.... :(

What?? You lie!! I looked three times!! Although *scratch*scratch* I thought it was in there too...? I'll go take another look.

Actually, I do have a question about the encounter tables in Slavers: Why do some of them have two entries, the second coupled with a percentage? Is it saying, for instance, "Wyvern usually, but Green Dragon 10% of the time?" That's what I think, but I showed it to my four players and we came...

I kept rolling 1d6 to check for random encounters when they were in the wilderness, with 1 indicating an encounter, but none ever came up. I rolled, let's see: One coming to the dungeon and one going back; two on the journey to the town; and 4 checks while they slept in town (it was in trouble...

I have to go with a DM I used to know, I think his name was Tim or something like that. Tom. Tum. Whatever; he was just one man, but he was utterly devious and extremely organized. After just one three-hour gaming session, he knew enough about me to guess which of the mixed nuts to infuse...

...and really tough skin. They don't wear armour, but they have hides like rhinocerosesises. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Well, my players came a DM's intervention away from suffering a TPK by 5 goblins. Which is weird, because they had no...