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Ah, so everyone, including the OP has agreed that HUN-HAT is dead, several times over. Good, so Binky is not interested in the narcoleptic one, he is even less of a threat than the demigod sorcerer was. Binky is going to go finish writing his book. Todd who is the HOA manager, goes back to...

He is right there, in the sky, in broad daylight, you are the one on the Pegasus, please read Note 5 of the Character description. Todd is himself a psychopathic narcissist and if he owned a Pegasus, he sure as heck would ride it into battle, so he assumed the sorcerer would as well. You are...

We won't, see is pattern is to wait for someone to attack him, then he makes up these ridiculous scenarios where you could not have done what you said you did and he auto kills you, then refuses to listen to any explanation as to why what he said did not work the way he said it did. Watch this...

This is the real problem with all of these builds, none of them ever do anything. It is like they inherited a bunch of money and got all the best schooling, but never went anywhere or did anything and this is why they would die in a straight up fight against a group of actual PC's half his...

Binky is waiting by the road for your arrival, he is even wearing his best hat.

Binky has been waiting for him to try for like 300 posts now.

Binky would go after your other creations, but he has a book to write.

Binky watches intently as the sorcerers minions float by him, searching for whatever it is they are searching for, ignoring him completely. Blinky glances up and watches as the flying portion of the group passes 600+ feet over Binky's head. Once the sorcerer passes Binky by, Binky smiles. Two...

5 murder hobos looking at the crater that use to be the sorcerers Fortress: Wizard snatches the notebook from the Barbarians hands and looks at it Wizard: You idiot, you misplaced the decimal point, we needed 30 gallons, not 300! Barbarian: Well, I never was very good with math. Bard: I have to...

Not until the first one faces the fact that he has chickened out of fighting Binky.

I think it is time for Binky to take more direct action. The sorcerer comes upon Binky standing out in the open on a road. Binky casts Bigby's Insulting Finger. Your turn sorcerer.

Yeah, Binky figured out his weakness a while ago. He cannot auto win if he does the attacking, so he never attacks anyone. I presented Binky as a target and challenged him repeatedly, he has refused to show up and fight, therefore he is a coward and a charlatan.

Since the sorcerer has forfeited the fight with Binky and the other two are likely to follow suit, I don't think anyone really cares at this point.

In fact, I will take the first 6 murder hobos submitted, characters can be built using any WotC published rules, no UA. Characters must be 10th level, Multiclassing is allowed. Further character may choose, 1 Very Rare, 1 Rare, 2 Uncommon and 3 Common magic items. They also have 25,000 GP to...

So I guess we know where the 6 murder hobos hired by that unknown wizard hired in post #154, are doing. While the sorcer is out looking for Alfred and Binky, they are infiltrating the sorcerers fortress, rescuing the Drow Matron Mother and looking for that ridiculously powerful magic item the...

It has been established that at best he has 26 hit points, 2 HP + 24 for Inspire Leadership. On a really good day, he might have 61 HP, 2 + 35 expending an 8th level slot for Aid + 24 for Inspire Leadership.

You keep saying that and yet here we are, I mean seriously, Binky is like a 20 minute side trip from your 6 month long path of destruction to find Alfred. He will be waiting on his front steps for you.

Except Binky, and of course he at this point has never come close to Alfred, at best he "MIGHT" have defeated his Sim, but I doubt that is even true. Binky awaits you.

Binky is kind of miffed that he did not get invited to this party, but alas, he does have a new book to complete, the ladies of Candlekeep will not be kept waiting, after all.

Binky: I am extremely impressed, I think I may write a sequel the story about you and Eilirilia, I hope you do not mind. Alfred: Same royalty deal? Binky: Of course my friend, the Candlekeep Book Club has been pestering me for a sequel for a couple of years now. Alfred: You will have to spice up...