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    D&D 5E (2024) The Cleric should be retired

    Isn't the session zero issue also true for any character or monster that casts spells, in addition to demons, devils, djinns, and any D&D element that can be traced to real world cultures/belief systems? Why are you singling out the cleric? As a side note, "gish" has to be most annoying...
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    D&D 5E (2024) The Cleric should be retired

    The wizard class is a Gish - but one without any competency with weapons or armor. The spell schools that this class is known for are: Abjuration Evocation, Divination, Planeshifting, and Necromancy including Undead, elementals, and Fiends. This is a distinctive thematic for a kind of cleric, an...
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    D&D 5E (2024) The Cleric should be retired

    What do antecedents have to do with anything? What does something that happened in Gygax's basement in 1975 have to do with anything? What's the problem with retcons exactly? So you want to reconfigure the whole game to feature less healing because...?
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    Planescape: Adventures in the Multiverse Review

    How will anything in the world survive your disapproval? How will global economies survive your refusal to purchase something? Please reconsider for the good of human civilization.
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    D&D 5E (2024) What's not going to cost discipline points for the Monk to do now?

    "Kids and Monks eat free"
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    D&D General Nolzur creates inclusive miniatures, people can't handle it.

    Stuff it
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    What is the best chain fast food restaurant?

    Habib's
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    D&D 5E (2014) Are D&D sales declining? Teos Abadia takes a look.

    This one.
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    D&D 5E (2024) The new warlock (Packet 7)

    Do you think it's more persuasive when you write important words in caps?
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    D&D 5E (2024) What type of ranger would your prefer for 2024?

    Because not you and not anybody else gets to decide what baseline D&D is or isn't.
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    D&D 5E (2024) We have Arcane, Divine, and Primal lists now. Why not Psionic?

    It's people like this guy who make me wonder why I bother with this game.
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    D&D 5E (2024) Monks Are Not Tanks And Shouldn’t Be

    Women didn't appear on the Elizabethan stage as actors.
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    D&D 5E (2024) My proposed fix for the Monk

    More psionics please. Turn psionics up to 11.
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    Rumour that Disney will have to sell Lucas Film and some parks to pay for Hulu

    (farts)
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    D&D 5E (2024) What would change for you if Wizards started calling it 6E?

    I would fly into an uncontrolled rage and smash one of my wife's hostess pies before she could eat it.
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    D&D General D&D Book Prices Are Going Up

    You're not only playing d&d at this point but BUYING WotC books? What do they have to do to get you to stop at this point, burn down the entire Amazon rainforest?
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    D&D General I'm reading the Forgotten Realms Novels- #202 The Howling Delve by Jaleigh Johnson (Dungeons 2)

    As a writing teacher I have to say--Good Lord, can we get away from this binary already? Just taking from novelists, Henry James almost exclusively tells and doesn't show, for example.
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    Why do nerds love East Asia so much?

    Your premise seems racist.
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    D&D 5E (2014) Keith Baker Presents Closing Doors On Eberron

    And the cult of the author lives on. All hail the almighty author etc
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    D&D 5E (2014) Keith Baker Presents Closing Doors On Eberron

    Are you trying to be funny
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