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  1. Kae'Yoss

    D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

    No, but the ranger will have tons of martial arts stunts.
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    D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

    Chuck Norris can get more than +5 to his AC with Combat Expertise. Chuck Norris can use power attack with two-handed light weapons. Chuck Norris can store more than 10 characters in D&Di. Chuck Norris can beat Pun-Pun without breaking a sweat. Chuck Norris can literally break a sweat. Chuck...
  3. Kae'Yoss

    D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

    Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face. His followers, which can be from all classes, will have access to abilities like roundhouse kick in the face, counting to infinity twice...
  4. Kae'Yoss

    Keep on the Shadowfell - on Amazon now

    I think that unless you're from Italy and have written a book with that name, "Prince" sounds like wimp. Orcus agrees. :p
  5. Kae'Yoss

    Keep on the Shadowfell - on Amazon now

    I hear it's deadly. A lot of old people go there and never come back! Plus, I read somewhere that Florida often has power outages, so the points of light in the darkness are those guys with generators. :p
  6. Kae'Yoss

    Keep on the Shadowfell - on Amazon now

    I thought him being smack on the Monster Manual (in his Undying Swim Suit no less) would be a(n un)dead giveaway. :p
  7. Kae'Yoss

    D&D 4E 4E announcement, good for business?

    I would, but you're not German. And probably not old enough. You can't be a real Nazi. But since you're from San Francisco, I'll call you a Surf Nazi and hope you're hunted down by a cigar-smoking mama on a bike with a shotgun! :p
  8. Kae'Yoss

    What do you think so far?

    Bad analogy. D&D isn't meant to be competitive. In regards to different classes, it can't work that way unless the DM is playing favourites. You're turning it on its head: It's not about everyone being the highlight all the time. It's about no class being off the stage more than the absolute...
  9. Kae'Yoss

    Should there just be one sort of elf?

    You're wrong twice over. First, it's not necessarily twinking. If it was, using halfling instead of human when playing a rogue would be twinking, too. And if it were twinking, it would be race-twinking :p Get your derogative straigt!
  10. Kae'Yoss

    Some D&D Insider bits (Update 9/13: Lots of new info)

    Good for you, but I'm sure you can understand why those who use something other than Windows are less than ecstatic about it. Again, you fail to see other people's perspective here. Sure, if something doesn't concern you, it won't upset you. But other people do like to use third-party stuff...
  11. Kae'Yoss

    Some D&D Insider bits (Update 9/13: Lots of new info)

    That would be my preferred method. Second is buying real boosters and getting a virtual booster thrown in for free, i.e. the figures you just got will be made available to you online. Nothing wrong with that, but I don't think that we should be forced to pay for actual "virtual boosters"...
  12. Kae'Yoss

    Some D&D Insider bits (Update 9/13: Lots of new info)

    Bah. No offense. You're picking on minorities. That's OSist! :p Why don't you go and insult the OS/2 users while you're at it. Yes, BOTH of them :p
  13. Kae'Yoss

    Should there just be one sort of elf?

    Doubt it. It might even be that drow will lose their unique racial abilities. Some parts of Storm of the Dead read as if that would be the case for the FR, and they're explaining that in the Realms because they have to. It could be a core D&D change.
  14. Kae'Yoss

    Should there just be one sort of elf?

    There's also Forest Gnomes in FR (the normal ones being Rock Gnomes)
  15. Kae'Yoss

    D&D 4E My Business Model For 4e

    Plus, you can't enforce it. With minis, sure, it works, because you've got the official tourneys, and you can't show up and play with smarties. But unless they start paying DMs to keep the Law, they can't keep anyone from printing the feats off the SRD and use whatever they want. And if they...
  16. Kae'Yoss

    Some D&D Insider bits (Update 9/13: Lots of new info)

    You can make a virtual mini of your character. It was even in the demo.
  17. Kae'Yoss

    Smaller Core books

    Not too concerned. Pagecount isn't everything. PHB: It's possible that we'll have a lot less spells than before, but those spells will be more versatile: Instead of Fireball, Lightning Bolt, Cone of Cold, and so on, we might just have Elemental Strike, and you can choose an energy type (just...
  18. Kae'Yoss

    Some D&D Insider bits (Update 9/13: Lots of new info)

    Playing per game: Sure, quality has its price, but I'm not sure whether that could be covered by the DMs subscriber fee. One at least must be a subscriber and thus spend money. Virtual boosters: If that's the only way to get different miniatures, and you have to buy them separately, I sure...
  19. Kae'Yoss

    Druid spells are called...?

    I'm sure they did. :cool:
  20. Kae'Yoss

    D&D 4E Halflings are greater in 4e ?

    Because the world's full of selfish bastards? :p
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