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If you have a failing as a DM its that you are worried too much about making this a no-save effect. In fact, I think the "buy a feat to get a save" makes it too easy, unless the Will save is monstrously difficult. Working within the rules, I would do something like this: 1) Use the 20s are...

Re: Re: Re: Re: AtE Session 7 I see that someone's finally getting it! YES! And Foleful, remember that just because the J's have loyalties it doesn't mean that interactions with them would necessarily be unfruitful. You're such a pessimist. I think it comes from rejecting Zorn.

Re: Re: AtE Session 7 Heh heh heh . . . er, no comment. Yes, it's been a tough week for the party. But the attempted charms were less numerous as they trekked around the outskirts of the Hellmouth on the way to Gulg, and pulled at them with less power. On the final day, there were no...

What are these fighting back-to-back rules you speak of? Anyway, it sounds like a fair House Rule. In Core D&D, you can't fight in the same space as a buddy without exploding or having Skip Williams come to your house and molest your dog as punishment. Maybe by doing the prone thing, I dunno...

Quote of the session: "Huddle! Okay. Do we have anything to lose? I mean, ANYTHING TO LOSE??!!" --Foleful Ah, those cries of desperation . . . Second quote of the session: Auntie Annie: "To protect you, I'll need a bit of your blood." Everyone else: "Um . . . NO!"

Was a poll really necessary? And I refuse to answer anything until you explain to me why the guy who bursts into flame has Swim as a class skill.

I remember when Cec' asked me about this. I've bailed that guy out of more fixes . . . Shinobi

Oh, the Humor! The Wit! I concede, I concede. Truly, you are too much for me. But as I'm sure you've already surmised, the only elf blood that runs in my veins is whatever squeezed in there after I consumed the well-cooked flesh of Corellon Larethian's avatar last night. Tasty, if a little...

Re: Help me, Shinobi-wan, your my only hope *sigh* For a second there I thought someone was actually asking me for advice. Christ on a cracker, you guys are dense. But to answer you, it depends on what she's driving, the age of the tires, whether you manage to slash them in one stroke, and...

Sure kid, if it'll make you happy.

1) Yes. 100% Studly Goodness. 2) If this was an actual sentence, I'd be more likely to answer it. Claw your way towards a grade-school grammar book when you get a chance, eh? But yes, of course I could take them. I don't arm-wrestle for free, though. I want a minimum 100,000,000gp pot before...

In order: They just are, partially, he's dead, god hates you, I don't know but I like his chicken, before you criticize how people say the letter R think about using it properly in the word "from" but yeah it pisses me off too, who do you think I am, Strunk or White?, twenty-seven right-wing...

Something like this.

Because everyone likes alt.rangers, right? The Scout is supposed to fill the role ostensibly similar to that of some fighter/rogues. In other words, someone who isn't bad with a sword, but who is more concerned with spying and scouting than tumbling into a flanking position to do sneak-attack...

Re: Dear Shinobi I will suppose for the moment that the thought of you being fed to a Kraken does not amuse me in the slightest. I find that in a situation like this, the best thing to do is distract them with a bigger issue. In other words, draw their attention away from your odd choice of...

As someone who has sired a few thousand children of his own, I feel your pain. Sounds like you've got a tough problem there -- and a Rat Bastard DM to boot. Have you considered sacrificing a few dozen elves to him? If there's one thing I know about goblins, it's that they like their elf blood...

Are you kidding? I ooze Real Ultimate Power. I still remember the time I sold an archmage a pint of my armpit sweat for twenty-thousand gold pieces. He figured he could use them as the main material component for a few dozen potions of Super-Heroism. Smart guy. *sigh* If we're lucky, they'll...

My name is Shinobi Killfist. I have climbed the highest mountain and swum the deepest ocean, both in the same day and without a bathroom break. I once defended a village of midgets from rampaging psionic half-dragon illithid ogres using nothing more than a half-empty flask of holy water and a...

I'd make it a 2nd level cat. It gained its level by killing commoners in those Cat vs Commoner battles. No doubt there's a bounty on its poor little head.

I'd allow it. And I'm a Rat Bastard.