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Inspired by the War Spatula. :) Not every cook is in an army, but every army needs feeding and the best armies employ the best cooks. The War Chef is the pinnacle of the soldier/cook, able to keep their troops fed and healthy and able to hold their own in combat. Many War Chefs are human...

I'm not necessarily all about light-hearted campaigns but I do find that I like to play characters that are heavy on comic relief. :) Tonguez, thats pretty nifty. Not a bad likeness to what I had in mind, although that's somewhat fancier.

Someone in my Eberron campaign suggested that but I feel like it would be a bit of a pain in the hinder to have a light source that spent half it's time blinding you by spinning in front of your face and the other half being partially/completely blocked by your head.

Inspired by a real life barbacue spatula I saw once; an enormous, nasty thing with a serrated edge and not something I could picture anyone actually using one-handed. War Spatula 2 handed Exotic slashing weapon Damage : 1d8 Critical: X4 30 gp Favored by savage French chefs and cannibal...

Merkuri and I have opted for back issues, but we still haven't decided which ones. :)

You might actually want to treat attacks as AOE. Something, say, 100 feet (or more) tall is gonna have a pretty meaty (or stony, or...irony?) fist or club and it's likely that it can hit more than one square at a time. Perhaps instead of just a slam attack, it can have a "X" ft radius...

In D&D, I can play a stocky bearded dwarf with an affinity for axes, horned helmets and beer. Furthermore, I am exceptionally stable thanks to a sort of racial feat, tough to knock over and thanks to my constitution bonus and racial traits, I am highly resistant to poison. In real life, I am a...

If it's well made I don't see any reason why I wouldn't play it. I highly doubt I'll be an early adopter though. My SO and I already own a slew of 3.5e books and I'd like to get some use out of them before rushing into the "next big thing."

Cripes, I thought the difference between my significant other and I was big. Merkuri is 5'0 and I'm 5'9. I once knew a 5'2 girl who had an 7'0 ex. I can't help but wonder how they met. Maybe he was looking for a contact lens. :D

I'm 5'9. The really bizarre thing is that I've shrunk an inch since high school. I lost 100 pounds after I graduated and apparently part of my head went with it. I also wear size 13 shoes, which I have no right to be using at my given height and am prone to trip over. I'm exceptionally stable...

I can't believe this much thread has been pulled out of a trip to the loo. :)

In that case, I won't tell you what I was REALLY doing, the three common household pets involved, the name of the shop where I got the equipment or the non-profit organization where it occurred.

Something stupid I thought of while visiting the little boys room. Lets say you have a 1st level character with Two-Weapon Fighting. This character currently only has one weapon, a dagger. Moving an item from one hand to the other is a free action, correct? So could this character attack with...

Sauteed.

The funny thing is that I started reading it shortly before I even got into gaming. It probably wasn't beyond strip #60 at the time. I don't think my opinion of it has changed since I started gaming but then I've read more strips as a gamer than not. :)

I was DM'ing the night everyone Greased the bandits. Did not see that coming. The horses and brigands were so mangled it looked like a centaur orgy gone horribly wrong. In any event, the single most versatile cantrip (and I might argue the most versatile spell ever) is Prestidigitation. My very...

How about Dworen?

Hmm, instead of "25-Cent", how about "Two Bits"?

A few things... 1: People who are too lazy to use their turn signals (I see this has been brought up already) It's not so damn tough. In my last car I didn't even need to take my hand off the wheel to flip the damned thing. 2: Many of the doors at my college have buttons that allow the...

#34: An awakened alligator with a human puppet to lure in the rubes.