0 damage possible? (i.e. 1d4-2)

[Darklone]

Zangband! :d

 

[snarfoogle]

O_O

Nooo! A lowercase letter "f"! Dial "f" for "f"eline!

*hides under a rock*

*zaps wand of telportation*

Sorry....A.D.O.M. has conditioned me to do that.

 

[Fieari]

From: Everything2-- Humor: Third Edition

A house cat, accoring to the MM, can deal 3 damage with two claws and a bite. (Minimum damage is 1 HP for an attack.) And a peasant has 1d4 HP. So don't tick off kitty!

Yup. The day after I got this in email, I was cutting my parents' Maine coon's claws. He decided he didn't like it, so bit the fleshy part of my hand. Using Improved Grapple, he then executed, as a free action, a rend attack. He then released me and ran. This was a good thing, since I was now at zero hit points and staggered. If I'd tried to do anything strenuous, I'm sure I would have passed out.

 

[Uller]

[color="#DDDDDD"] ------
 |....|   #
 |.[color=white][b]f[/b][/color]..[color="#CC6666"][b]+[/b][/color]####
 |..[color=white][b]@[/b][/color].|
 |....|
 ------[/color]

The housecat hits! The housecat misses. The housecat bites!

You die...

-- MORE --

-Hyp.

Or...after eating some bad gnome and passing out...

"the little dog bites! the little dog bites! the little dog bites! the little dog bites! the little dog bites! the little dog bites!

You die..."

Damn NetCrack. Wasted years of my life.