Frostmarrow
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17. From Evoker: You all have "evasion" right?
18. From anyone at all: Iuz, Iuz, Iuz!
18. From anyone at all: Iuz, Iuz, Iuz!
1,327 things you don't want to hear from your fellow party members
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herald
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18.) You think that that's bad, you should see it's mother.
19.) Wow, you're spellbook looks a little damp.
20.) Man, I realy had to go Bad!. I couldn't find any paper, so I grabed a few pages out of your book. Don't worry, it was a few pages out of the back. What! Oh it couldn't have been that importaint, it was just a bunch of doodles and mumbo-jumbo.
Man you wizards are uptight, I knew we should have gotten a sorcerer.
19.) Wow, you're spellbook looks a little damp.
20.) Man, I realy had to go Bad!. I couldn't find any paper, so I grabed a few pages out of your book. Don't worry, it was a few pages out of the back. What! Oh it couldn't have been that importaint, it was just a bunch of doodles and mumbo-jumbo.
Man you wizards are uptight, I knew we should have gotten a sorcerer.
Frostmarrow
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21. From ex-paladin: Meet Bob, my zombie companion.
22. From druid: Let's try my new spell, reincarnation, on dear dead Joe.
23. From fighter: I ready an action to hack whatever comes out of the mist.
24. From anyone at all: I draw FIVE cards!
22. From druid: Let's try my new spell, reincarnation, on dear dead Joe.
23. From fighter: I ready an action to hack whatever comes out of the mist.
24. From anyone at all: I draw FIVE cards!
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Gez
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From ranger: "If you told me none of you has matches, I'm dead on leaving"
From wizard: "I'll cast Wazaa's Whirlwind"
From elf: "I'd like to find sandals that would match my green skirt"
From dwarf: "F*ck, we're not going to let a blasted door p*ss us off ?!"
From barbarian: "Fray !"
From rogue: "Someone should stay behind on guard duty at the dungeon's entrance"
From ogre: "grruuhhh*"
(* "he said f*ck you", translate the wizard)
From banjo-playing orc: "org groumph wosha ahahah"
From DM: "prepare to live the most formidable adventure ever"
(If someone outside of France get the joke, kudos!)
From wizard: "I'll cast Wazaa's Whirlwind"
From elf: "I'd like to find sandals that would match my green skirt"
From dwarf: "F*ck, we're not going to let a blasted door p*ss us off ?!"
From barbarian: "Fray !"
From rogue: "Someone should stay behind on guard duty at the dungeon's entrance"
From ogre: "grruuhhh*"
(* "he said f*ck you", translate the wizard)
From banjo-playing orc: "org groumph wosha ahahah"
From DM: "prepare to live the most formidable adventure ever"
(If someone outside of France get the joke, kudos!)
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Frostmarrow
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35. From dwarven cleric to human rogue: Hey, with this nifty ring I can jump higher that you'll ever be able to.
36. From party-mapper: I know this is the Maze of Limbo but I just spilled all the ink on the map.
37. From kender: Look, that guy just gave me a Wand of Wonder! Keh!
38. From bard: I take point! Lalalaa.
39. From half-dragon: Hi dad.
40. From barbarian in the king's court: I can't restrain myself. Argh!
36. From party-mapper: I know this is the Maze of Limbo but I just spilled all the ink on the map.
37. From kender: Look, that guy just gave me a Wand of Wonder! Keh!
38. From bard: I take point! Lalalaa.
39. From half-dragon: Hi dad.
40. From barbarian in the king's court: I can't restrain myself. Argh!
blackshirt5
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"Fine. Then YOU go first!"
theRogueRooster
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42. "Toss me!"
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