1,327 things you don't want to hear from your fellow party members

[Murrdox]

41) From the wizard - "2 wights? I go up to one and smack it with my quarterstaff."
42) From the rogue - "It looks like the party is getting killed? I flee."
43) From the wizard - "How many of the party would I hit if I cast "Burning Hands"? Hmmm.... okay... I shout "Duck!" and then cast it"
44) From the Female Cleric - "I walk up the chauvanistic pig of a King that just came on to me... and "Inflict Serious Wounds" on his crotch"

 

[JacktheRabbit]

8. From halfling: [Glancing up at your private parts as you pee] You know, my kid brother is better equipped than that. [/B]

You know, one quick change of aim to the side and you could easily drown out annoying halfling comments like that.

 

[Ghostwind]

45. From the cleric -- Don't worry, I can turn it!

 

[Drawmack]

45) From Wizard: Cool I've never seen an antimagic field before, everyone check your weapons powers.

46) From Rogue: I can find any trap.

47) From Anyone: We're so overpowered there's no way the DM could to a TPK.

48) From NPC: I just got this little test you have to complete first.

49) From Innkeep: We don't serve adventurers here

50) Sign outside of first town in three months and you're out of everything: Adventurers not welcome.

51) From Ranger: I'm not sure if this is right but I think these ponds are actually the foot prints of a dire dragon, and they seem to be leading to that red mountain up ahead.

 

[spunky_mutters]

52. From our last session (also falls under things you don't want said by someone playing your PC when you're not there...)

Don't worry, he's got darkvision.

 

[Starman]

53) From NPC: We require a shrubbery!

54) From same NPC later on: We require another shrubbery!



Starman

 

[herald]

55. Cleric? On no, you must be mistaken, I'm a Clerk.

 

[herald]

56) Listen Here King! You don't cough up more money, I make your prince my new boytoy!

 

[blackshirt5]

57) Where are the Cheetos???? Can I have some Mountain Dew?

 

[herald]

58) SHUT UP! Your not there! OK?