1,327 things you don't want to hear from your fellow party members
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Magius del Cotto
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Really happened:
79: Theif: "I take 5 swallows of that potion we just found." (potion of Fire Draught, maximum safe dosage of 5, and breathed into a 10'x10' room; guess who the only one to die was...)
Made up:
80: Anyone: "Does anyone know where we are?"
81: Fighter: "I throw down my sword and run up to hug the guy."
82: Wizard: "Now how did that Chain Lightning spell go again?"
79: Theif: "I take 5 swallows of that potion we just found." (potion of Fire Draught, maximum safe dosage of 5, and breathed into a 10'x10' room; guess who the only one to die was...)
Made up:
80: Anyone: "Does anyone know where we are?"
81: Fighter: "I throw down my sword and run up to hug the guy."
82: Wizard: "Now how did that Chain Lightning spell go again?"
These actually happened... *sigh*
83) Wizard, standing in a pocket of marshgas : 'I cast burning hands at ...'
84) Same player, Cleric this time : 'I only got 2HP left... No problem... I'll heal both me and you guys AFTER I open this here chest and check it for treasure...'
Great fun !!
83) Wizard, standing in a pocket of marshgas : 'I cast burning hands at ...'
84) Same player, Cleric this time : 'I only got 2HP left... No problem... I'll heal both me and you guys AFTER I open this here chest and check it for treasure...'
Great fun !!
Jolly Giant
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From a Paladin: Yes, I know our chances of survival are small, but he/she/it/they detect as evil!
From your apprentice :
87 : Err... You know, this nubile maiden you brough here last night, we have had a little talk and...
88 : The rune on the cage, it was important ?
89 : hurry up, how does one banish a demon lord ?
90 : I had lo light up ALL the candle around the diagram ?
91 : I finally got those owl that followed us everywhere !
92 : Just to know, what is the reverse of Conjuration ?
93 : How did you control something, once it is out of the diagram ?
94 : The circle of protection was not continuous before, was it ?
95 : What if I mix those two potions ?
96 : So this wand throw a fireball if I take it like this and say "Braxarakas" ?
97 : How could I knew she was a sucubus ?
98 : When will I be able to blew things up ?
99 : Ah, well, this component is really so expensive ?
100: Master, I'm sorry but I think I forgot to feed your familar ?
101 : Master, does an enlarge spell work on a sphere of anihilation ?
102 : Hey look this cristall Ball : I cut off the top, and now I can keep Manbo my goldfish familar with me !
103 : Sorry Master, I promise I wont use this wand anymore. Huh ? What is this frog doing here ?
104 : There is a strange guy with strange horns who asked if Razzlefratz was here. I said no, this is Durkin's Tower, and he looked really happy.
105 : You told me to never lie, remember. Well, Elminster came to say hello, and I tell him why you didn't want to deal with this drunkard. He want to see you tomorrow near the old dead tree.
106 : I wish you explain me how to use this luckblade !
107 : I forget to say that my cloack has somewhat erased this star in which Orcus is now.
108 : I allways wondered what was the taste of a black cat. Burp.
87 : Err... You know, this nubile maiden you brough here last night, we have had a little talk and...
88 : The rune on the cage, it was important ?
89 : hurry up, how does one banish a demon lord ?
90 : I had lo light up ALL the candle around the diagram ?
91 : I finally got those owl that followed us everywhere !
92 : Just to know, what is the reverse of Conjuration ?
93 : How did you control something, once it is out of the diagram ?
94 : The circle of protection was not continuous before, was it ?
95 : What if I mix those two potions ?
96 : So this wand throw a fireball if I take it like this and say "Braxarakas" ?
97 : How could I knew she was a sucubus ?
98 : When will I be able to blew things up ?
99 : Ah, well, this component is really so expensive ?
100: Master, I'm sorry but I think I forgot to feed your familar ?
101 : Master, does an enlarge spell work on a sphere of anihilation ?
102 : Hey look this cristall Ball : I cut off the top, and now I can keep Manbo my goldfish familar with me !
103 : Sorry Master, I promise I wont use this wand anymore. Huh ? What is this frog doing here ?
104 : There is a strange guy with strange horns who asked if Razzlefratz was here. I said no, this is Durkin's Tower, and he looked really happy.
105 : You told me to never lie, remember. Well, Elminster came to say hello, and I tell him why you didn't want to deal with this drunkard. He want to see you tomorrow near the old dead tree.
106 : I wish you explain me how to use this luckblade !
107 : I forget to say that my cloack has somewhat erased this star in which Orcus is now.
108 : I allways wondered what was the taste of a black cat. Burp.
demiurge1138
Inventor of Super-Toast
110) From any kender: "Ooh, shiny!"
111) From any gnome: "What does this button do?"
112) From anybody: "Don't worry, everything's under control."
Demiurge out.
111) From any gnome: "What does this button do?"
112) From anybody: "Don't worry, everything's under control."
Demiurge out.
Kilmore
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"I've been playing this game for months and not once has one of my characters relieved themselves! Tell you what... I'm going to find a tree."
--One of our players really said this (or close enough) minutes before his character was grieviously maulled by a wet and angry dire wombat.
--One of our players really said this (or close enough) minutes before his character was grieviously maulled by a wet and angry dire wombat.
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