1,327 things you don't want to hear from your fellow party members
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Pbartender
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116. It could be worse.
117. How could it be worse?
118. It's worse.
117. How could it be worse?
118. It's worse.
Cleric: Neutralize Poison? I don't have that one memorized. I'll have to memorize that and Raise Dead for you tomorrow. Ok?
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This next one requires some explanation. The party fighter had repeatedly asked the party wizard to cast two different buffing spells on him each day. The wizard repeatedly refused.
During the next combat the fighter declined to take an attack of opportunity as an enemy fighter charged past him saying, "Say hi to the wizard for me!"
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This next one requires some explanation. The party fighter had repeatedly asked the party wizard to cast two different buffing spells on him each day. The wizard repeatedly refused.
During the next combat the fighter declined to take an attack of opportunity as an enemy fighter charged past him saying, "Say hi to the wizard for me!"
Jemal
Adventurer
Actually happend:
121 - Dwarf: What do you mean "Don't break the staff"?
122 - Dwarf(Coming back to the cleric after having a 'talk' with the kender): U still got that Rod of ressurection?
123 - SAME dwarf after bursting through wall: There was Door?
124 - Kender: I steal the dwarves axe
125 - (again the dwarf, Shortly after axe incident) A trap? I throw the kender at it.
126 - Cleric: FINE, GO THAT WAY!
127 - Dwarf: They're just kobolds.
128 - Kender: This looks like a safe place to camp.
129 - Kender: UM, guys.. Is the campfire supposed to be purple?
130 - (This one is from a star wars game I've been running online)"I shoot the Ships lasers into melee."
131 - (Same character, same game, shortly thereafter when the launch bay starts to decompress, and all the other characters are trying to get into the ship) "I shut and lock the doors"
132 - Party bard: Charisma's a useless stat, I didn't waste points on it.
133 - Wizard after a concentration check "Anything but a 1! That guy is so.. uhoh"
Made up:
134 - I thought you were mapping!
135 - That wasn't a demi-lich you just stepped on, was it?
136 - But where does the water buffalo fit in?
137 - You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree...
138 - Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level.
139 - Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs? Guys? Guys?
140 - Don't worry about the Dragon; I'll talk us out of this.
121 - Dwarf: What do you mean "Don't break the staff"?
122 - Dwarf(Coming back to the cleric after having a 'talk' with the kender): U still got that Rod of ressurection?
123 - SAME dwarf after bursting through wall: There was Door?
124 - Kender: I steal the dwarves axe
125 - (again the dwarf, Shortly after axe incident) A trap? I throw the kender at it.
126 - Cleric: FINE, GO THAT WAY!
127 - Dwarf: They're just kobolds.
128 - Kender: This looks like a safe place to camp.
129 - Kender: UM, guys.. Is the campfire supposed to be purple?
130 - (This one is from a star wars game I've been running online)"I shoot the Ships lasers into melee."
131 - (Same character, same game, shortly thereafter when the launch bay starts to decompress, and all the other characters are trying to get into the ship) "I shut and lock the doors"
132 - Party bard: Charisma's a useless stat, I didn't waste points on it.
133 - Wizard after a concentration check "Anything but a 1! That guy is so.. uhoh"
Made up:
134 - I thought you were mapping!
135 - That wasn't a demi-lich you just stepped on, was it?
136 - But where does the water buffalo fit in?
137 - You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree...
138 - Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level.
139 - Geez... have you ever seen so many frigging Orcs? Guys? Guys?
140 - Don't worry about the Dragon; I'll talk us out of this.
tetsujin28
First Post
"I disbelieve the invisible mindflayers"
"Uh...ok. They're still not there...that _you_ can see..."
"Uh...ok. They're still not there...that _you_ can see..."
s/LaSH
First Post
Jemal said:
Technically... IF you carefully study and interact with it. And according to the PHB pg158, Invisibility is a glamer so if you somehow disbelieve it, you no longer have any inkling that the target is invisible (you just can't tell). You can tell everyone, and they get extra saves. Improved Invisibility just isn't what it once was...
oh, and
142. We are we are we are the Many... your flesh will welcome us... Run! We seek...
(That's something you never want to hear from anyone, in fact. It's a compilation of random zombie monster quotes from System Shock 2.)
Moe Ronalds
First Post
144) From Fighter: Armor? I don't need no 'stinkin armor.
145) From Elf: You know the great thing about spiders...
146) From Drow: Spiders suck. Where are my scimitars?
147) In the middle of a vast desert, searching for food, from Druid: So my animal companion is closer to me than my human companions, right?
148) From Villain: Obi wan never told you what happened to your father...
149) From wizard: Guys, if you happen to see me wearing a box on my head, arm, etcetera...
150) After a vicious fight with a vampire: You have a real purdy jugular vein, you know that?
145) From Elf: You know the great thing about spiders...
146) From Drow: Spiders suck. Where are my scimitars?
147) In the middle of a vast desert, searching for food, from Druid: So my animal companion is closer to me than my human companions, right?
148) From Villain: Obi wan never told you what happened to your father...
149) From wizard: Guys, if you happen to see me wearing a box on my head, arm, etcetera...
150) After a vicious fight with a vampire: You have a real purdy jugular vein, you know that?
Moe Ronalds
First Post
151) Wow this mirror is awesome! It really makes you feel like the picture is popping out at you...
152) I push the button...
153) From thief: Trust me.
154) So, the guy- yeah, the one with the horns- the guy says he'll grant me any wish I want?
155) From Barbarian1/Wizardx: Woah! I just realized that I never spent 2 skill points to off-set that whole "illiteracy" bit...
156) From Druidic Botanist: Well, if it tells me to feed it then I guess I should...
157) From Bard: Baatezu you say? Well, I have a spare fiddle so can I...
158) Dryad Shmyrad, we need firewood!
152) I push the button...
153) From thief: Trust me.
154) So, the guy- yeah, the one with the horns- the guy says he'll grant me any wish I want?
155) From Barbarian1/Wizardx: Woah! I just realized that I never spent 2 skill points to off-set that whole "illiteracy" bit...
156) From Druidic Botanist: Well, if it tells me to feed it then I guess I should...
157) From Bard: Baatezu you say? Well, I have a spare fiddle so can I...
158) Dryad Shmyrad, we need firewood!
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