1,327 things you don't want to hear from your fellow party members

Cleric just before you face the army of undead: Don't worry, Charisma's my dump stat, so we have two front line fighters...

From Wizard as you're about to go into battle: I kept all my slots open for utility spells today.

From arcane spellcaster: I send my Owl familiar to scout out the area during borad daylight, he'll just fly into their camp and act like a bird...

From character scouting ahead: Gee, and I thought that Dragon we took on looked tough...

(had a reverse of that last night, when our party got knocked down to just two people -one with almost no hit points, the other me with only one spell left- from 6 by a single carrion crawler two sessions after we'd taken out a black dragon... So the above was my after fight quote.)
 

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Actually happened:
163) From the party rogue to the DM: So, do I still get my flanking bonus this round?
Made up:
164) Wizard: I charge it
165) To low-level psion: Oh, it's just a brain mole...
166) Anybody: (said with a monotone voice) Your will is my command...
 


164) HADOKEN!

165) FIGHTERDOKEN!

166) SHIPDOKEN!

167) So the cave is dark? I put a heightened Light in each of my spell slots.

168) Dooooood, he's not a ninja! Where's his motorbyke?

169) My guy's gonn be CN.

170) The king's daughter sure is a hottie . . .
 

171.) from CN bloodthirsty halforc barbarian/cleric of slaughter and war- "Can't we all just get along?"

172.) " I have a great idea- let's see what happens when I pee all over that evil alter to the Unspeakable One!"
 






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