1,327 things you don't want to hear from your fellow party members
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blackshirt5
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60) Anybody want the Staff of the Magi? Anybody? Nobody? Oh well, I'll just be leaving it leaning against this tree stump then.
SamuraiY
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63 Wizard: I cast fireball on the nearest goblin
64 Player: I wanna' play a black dragon assassain with no ECL
65 Rogue: Okay, I have a scroll of Wish. I'm using it and saying this (hands Dm a perfectly worded wish to become a pit fiend)
All these are from my game, Worse yet they're all serious
64 Player: I wanna' play a black dragon assassain with no ECL
65 Rogue: Okay, I have a scroll of Wish. I'm using it and saying this (hands Dm a perfectly worded wish to become a pit fiend)
All these are from my game, Worse yet they're all serious
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Azure Trance
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"Say . . . this Coke tastes likes a Pepsi!"
Poster Bard
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67: From wizard: Dude, where's my car?
Wikidogre
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From a Wiz; "Hay watch this!"
From anyone; "Hya this supposed princdess we are looking for, she doesn't happen to have black wings and red eyes does she? "No you say, well there is something like that coming our way!"
*This was an actual 2nd ed quote from one of my many games, it was said by a Thief at the time.
From anyone; "Hya this supposed princdess we are looking for, she doesn't happen to have black wings and red eyes does she? "No you say, well there is something like that coming our way!"
*This was an actual 2nd ed quote from one of my many games, it was said by a Thief at the time.
Timothy
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70: From rogue: No traps here, reeeaaaaly, just go rright ahaead.
71: Barbarian, after being told to be silent and in a large cave with entrances all around: Anybody Home?
72: Dwarf, after discovering an old ancient dwarven crypt with a large statue of maradin: I take a crap in the tomb, after all, if it's been here for ages, it can't hurt us!
Those three really happend!
73: Dwarf in The wood-elf king's court: Timber!
74: Apprentice: Hey I found this scroll, but how do I pronounce the words? is it hasTUR, hasTUR, hasTUR or HAStur, HAStur, HAStur....
75: Apprentice: well they were out of human blood, so I drew the pentagram with pigs blood.
71: Barbarian, after being told to be silent and in a large cave with entrances all around: Anybody Home?
72: Dwarf, after discovering an old ancient dwarven crypt with a large statue of maradin: I take a crap in the tomb, after all, if it's been here for ages, it can't hurt us!
Those three really happend!
73: Dwarf in The wood-elf king's court: Timber!
74: Apprentice: Hey I found this scroll, but how do I pronounce the words? is it hasTUR, hasTUR, hasTUR or HAStur, HAStur, HAStur....
75: Apprentice: well they were out of human blood, so I drew the pentagram with pigs blood.
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