1,327 things you don't want to hear from your fellow party members

[Moe Ronalds]

1: From Rogue: That's a real nice watch you've got there...
2: From wizard: Oops. (had to be said)
3:From Monk with ranks in perform (sing): Everybody was a KUNG FU FIGHTING!
4:Any Half Dragon: I'm telling MOMMY

 

[hong]

5) Fighter: I have to make a Will save?

 

[Frostmarrow]

6. From cleric: As a devout worshipper of Wee-Jas I refuse to save lives.
7. From ranger: A cabal of illithids have passed here for a few minutes ago and... hey, they are coming back!
8. From halfling: [Glancing up at your private parts as you pee] You know, my kid brother is better equipped than that.

 

[WayneLigon]

7. Rogue: So, one of you guys remembered to bring some rope, right?
8. High-level Fighter: *Sound of wind as he rushes past the party towards the exit*

 

[WizarDru]

"Quick! Who's got the Helm of Teleportation? Hey, where's the rogue?"

 

[theyak]

9. Druid: "Hmnn, why is my Legendary Dire Bear frothing at the mouth?"

 

[Frostmarrow]

13. From assassin: It's nothing personal...

 

[kengar]

14. Paladin: "I'm scared, mommy!"

 

[Enkhidu]

15: From anyone at all - "Let's split up, we'll cover more ground!"

 

[LuYangShih]

16: From anyone at all: "Don't worry, I can only fail on a 3 or lower."