100 ways to know that you're a roleplayer!

[El Mahdi]

My girlfriend mentioned the GM at her work and I was like "You guys RP at your work?" she asked what the hell I was talking about, and I said "you told me you have a game master"

"no stupid, general manager!"

LOL


How about, whenever you drop something you immediately think "Damn, critical fumble!".

 

[PeelSeel2]

When you refer to interactions with customers at work as 'Random Encounters', and sometimes refer to people getting 'initiative' on you.

 

[Chainsaw]

When you start trying to figure out what your real life "stats" are - I have a 120 IQ, so my int is x, I can bench 300, so my strength is y, etc. In high school this was a constant source of amusement - along with the old tripping triggering a "Failed your Dex check, hahaha" type moments, heh.

 

[Blackrat]

Damn. There has been so far only 4 traits in this thread that doesn't directly resemble me ... I'm getting the feeling that I might be a roleplayer...

 

[Webby140]

1. When you find yourself trying to identify the race and class of every hero or villain you see in movies, books, or on TV.

Try:
You try and identify the race and class of every passer by on the street. (True story!)

 

[Chainsaw]

Try:
You try and identify the race and class of every passer by on the street. (True story!)

Or make nasty comments about how low various of their ability scores must be.. NOT THAT WE EVER DID THAT!

 

[fba827]

When you give in to some sort of temptation (to purchase, to look, etc) and comment on how you "Failed your save" (or "failed your save vs. purchase" etc..)


When you wish you had a bit more time to do something and comment on wanting to use your action point for those extra few seconds...

When you give a random range in terms of XdY+Z

When you understand what someone means when they give a random range as XdY+Z

 

[kolikeos]

When you think of your hobby as "Improved Grapple" (Judo)
When beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

24. You've got a pair of fuzzy d20s hanging from your rear-view mirror.

Mine are green.

I find myself wondering how many hitpoints people and animals have.

 

[Hussar]

... when you write love letters to your non-gaming girlfriend, IN CHARACTER. (see Here for the true story)

... when you actually know the difference between various pole arms.

... when you can name those pole arms by sight when watching movies.

... when a significant amount of your free time is spent reading gaming comics.

... when seeing a gaming reference in mainstream culture makes you feel warm and fuzzy. ((ET anyone?))

... when seeing a gaming reference in mainstream culture makes you want to correct the mistakes they are making.