1000 questions for a D&D purity test

[Djeta Thernadier]

Oh! And I forgot...something I caught myself doing the other day while driving alone thinking...

Do you ever assign D&D stats and such to people you know in real life?

 

[Praeco]

Do you blurt out "He failed his reflex save!" every time someone stumbles or trips?


Do you assign DCs to tasks you need to perform in real life?

 

[Djeta Thernadier]

An actual quote from my boyfriend (who is also a DM) :

The other day at work...

"Steve just said something about being "Flat-footed" and I responded "That makes you lose your dex bonus to armor class, and a rogue gets his sneak attack bonus, adding at least a d6 of damage, depending on his level" and he went "huh?""


I find that both of us say things like this frequently.
It keeps us sane at our otherwise mundane jobs.

 

[Praeco]

Do you own a sword?


If so, do you carry it with you regularly?


Are you planning on naming your first born daughter and son Lidda and Jozan?


Do you pay attention to material components rules?

 

[gamecat]

Are you enraged at the thought of the Wayans brothers?

Does the phrase "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" seem ironic to you?

 

[ejja_1]

Have you ever mourned the death of a character?
Do you have special rules concerning your dice?
Have you ever looked at an especially peppy person and thought "*&%$# Kender!"?

 

[Grishnak]

Have you ever assigned an alignment to a friend?

Did you ever look for traits in the book that suit you and friends?

 

[SpuneDagr]

Do you blurt out "He failed his reflex save!" every time someone stumbles or trips?

All the other players in my group do this. It drives me up the wall! What a bunch of nerds!

 

[spunky_mutters]

Do you let other players touch your dice?
Did they ruin the dice?

 

[MarauderX]

Do you let other players touch your dice?
Did they ruin the dice?

Did they 'curse' the dice so that you never want to touch them let alone roll them ever again?

Do you think about 1/2 cover while typing behind your desk?

Or about concealment for deer while driving through fog?

Do you assign stats to your boss like Warrior 2/Aristocrat 10?

Make up new skills, like Typing or Editing?