1000 questions for a D&D purity test

[Praeco]

Do you, while sitting in classes or job trainings, find yourself seemingly learning nothing...
until suddenly you gain a huge amount of understanding, much of which seems to have nothing to do with what you were actually doing, while simultaneously finding yourself tougher and able to attack more frequently?

 

[orbitalfreak]

Have you ever House-Ruled something?
Have you ever contributed to a gaming product?
--And got paid for it?
Have you ever created a gaming product?
--And got paid for it?
Have you ever created a game?
--And got paid for it?

Do you own any dice?
Other than a die with 6 sides?
A full set of gaming dice?
More than one set of gaming dice?
More than 25 gaming dice?
50?
100?
250?
500?
1000?

 

[taliesin52]

What about old school questions? Just like the regualr purity test it takes time to get all your points. So here are a few:


1) have you fought a flumph
2) have you ever played elf as a class and not as a race
3) have you ever used a spelljamming helm
4) have you done #3 while battling hippo-men with guns
5) do you know the name of the hippomen in 4
6) do you refer to versions of the game with titles like "red box" instead of "edition?"
7) have you ever had a thac0
8) have you ever had an attack matrix
9) can you name more than three type of saves (saving throw types)
10) can you name more archaic weapon types such as types of swords and axes than you can name US presidents
11) do you own miniatures
12) do you own more than one of the same specific miniature
13) do you paint miniatures
14) do you name your miniatures
15) do you store miniatures in a display case
16) do you store miniatures in a diorama or in a battle scene
17) do you know what the 3d6-straight method of ability scoring is
18) have you used #17
19) have you ever had to check your abilities to see if you qualify for a class
20) have you reached your racial level limit
21) have you been able to make a character entirely without books inlcuding purchasing all equipment and spell allocation
22) has your character ever had a kit
23) have you ever played an elf who weilded two of the same kind of swords
24) was the elf in #23 a drow
25) have you argued on how to pronounce drow or other fantasy race or creature names
26) were you right in #25?
27) are you in the RPGA
28) have you ever played a Living adventure (Living City for example)
29) does your character in #28 carry a binder to organize the slew of magic items he owns
30) have you ever dressed as your character
31) have you ever used a crappy accent for your character's "roleplaying" voice
32) was the accent in #31 a sottish voice for a dwarf
33) have you ever killed another adventuring party member
34) did you ever do #33 just so you could have "his stuff"
35) after cleaning out a dungeon did you ever decide to keep it as a base of operations
36) have you ever taken items from a dungeon or other adventuring place soley to decorate your home
37) have you ever started a conversation with something akin to "my character is so cool because......."
38) have you ever done math just to see what weapon, PrC, Kit, ability allocation, etc... would be the absolutly statistical best
39) do you know the difference between a mace, morning star, and flail
40) have you ever considered WotC/TSR wrong in their thoughts on #39

 

[Moulin Rogue]

- have you ever named a pet after a unique fiendish lord?
- are you worried your cat can take you in a fight?
- do you think it doesn't feel right when a story uses the terms 'sorcerer' and 'wizard' interchangeably to describe the same person?
- Have you ever found yourself jumping off a ten-storey building because you think you're good enough at your desk job to get right up and walk away at the cost of a few HP?
- swam through lava?
- have you ever seen an image of a green-scaled dragon breathing fire and thought "that isn't right"?
- have you ever chosen a number for the "Pick-3 Lotto" by rolling 3d10?
- did you win?
- have you given much thought about which layer of which plane you'd be a petitioner on when you die?
- when you sketch a little road map to drive somewhere, do you ever embellish the arrow pointing N with a fancy compass?
- when you go on a trip with your friends, do you collectively forget for several days to eat the food you packed, so you get rid of it all at once?
- when you're looking around a room for something do you give up after exactly two minutes?

 

[demiurge1138]

Have you ever fought any of the following: Tiamat, Orcus, Lolth?
Have you won?
Do you view life in stat blocks?
Have you ever converted something you saw in a movie or read in a book into DnD stats?
Do you debate about the superior edition of DnD?
Do you win?
Have you ever seen the DnD movie in the theater?
Even after you read the reviews?
Do you, when watching a movie involving magic, classify the spells being cast?
Do you post on ENWorld, or a similar messageboard?
Are you a mod on one of these boards?
Have you turned down friends for gaming?
Have you turned down your boy/girlfriend for gaming?
Have you turned down your spouse for gaming?

Demiurge out.

 

[reddist]

Do you "select" for good dice by rolling a handfull, then picking out the high rollers for use that session?
Do you make "selection rolls" more than once?
More than twice?
Do you talk to your dice?
Threaten your dice?
Do you sort dice by color?
In their own matching dice bags?
Have you paid more than $30 for a set of poly-siders?
More than $50?
More than $100?
Do you know what "poly-siders" are?
Do you have an account with Chessex?
Do you have dice for things OTHER THAN determining random numbers? (ie: critical hit effects, direction, fumble effects, etc..)

Have you ever felt you've reached your "saturation point" while drinking Mountain Dew?

 

[Zhnov]

You ever steal someone else's dice, to take thier "juju"?

Have you ever thrown dice against the wall to "fix" them?

Have you ever retired dice, putting them in a sacred place?

Have you ever used "chits" instead of dice?

Have you ever carried 50,000 gold coins?

 

[Krug]

Have you ever played Drizzt?
Can you name the major figures of the Greyhawk pantheon?