1000 things you can do when confronted with a Dragon

[jdavis]

guess somebody already got wet 'em shoot.

Hit wizard standing next to you in kneecap with sword, turn and run.

 

[Tanstaafl]

53. "Hey, is it okay with you if we leave the tribute here, or do you want us to pile it up over there for you?"

54. Apply for a job as it's chief cook & librarian... those orcs who're after you'll never tangle with a dragon.

55. Begin to wonder how fireproof the 'fireproof' cloak that halfling sold you really is.

 

[Robbert Raets]

56. Radio Tom Cashel that he can drop his Dice Collection on it's head now.

 

[Dimenhydrinate]

Start stretching.

So you can bend over and kiss your ... goodbye without pulling a muscle.

 

[DMauricio]

57. Challenge it to a duel

58. Prop the dragon's mouth open with a staff of power, and then proceed to smash the staff with a maul of the titans

 

[Samnell]

59. Post a rant about how much you hate it.

 

[Mark]

60. Wheedle your DM into dropping the ECL significantly, choose it as the race for your next Sorcerer, and LET THE MIN/MAXING BEGIN!

 

[Psychotic Jim]

61. Yell your trusty battle cry
a. "SPOON!"
b. "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
c. "Would you hit a fighter with classes?"

 

[Halivar]

62. Polymorph Other. Keep it as a purrty kitty-kat. Call it 'Sparky'. When confronted by 4000 kobolds (plus sorcerors), lob said purrty kitty-kat like a grenade and yell, "DISPEL!!!"

 

[Darrin Drader]

63. Say you thought it looked better in gold.
64. Tell it that you must have must not have seen the signup brochures and ask if you could go find them before you get too far into things.
65. File a 100 million gp. lawsuit against it for casting spells out of your fifth spellbook before the release date.