1000 things you can do when confronted with a Dragon

[Djeta Thernadier]

I was just thinking how there could be some interesting and funny things you can do when confronted with a dragon.

I'd probably think it was adorable and try to catch it and keep it as a pet. I'd take him home, and play with him and feed him cookies and he'd guard my house against annoying people and thieves and such. I'd call him....I'd call him Sparky. Yeah. Sparky'd be the cutest, nicest dragon in the land.

Oh yeah, And I'd train him to breathe fire on and/or trample those who wrong me...

Adorable, really.



~S

 

[infax]

88 . 'Wish' him happy.
89 . Curse your colorblindness and ask him politely what color he is wearing.
90 . Bribe him with that lifesize, beer-filled, chocolate MEG_Hal I read about in some other thread ("most useless rpg item you spent money on" if I'm not mistaken).
91 . Tell him to remain invisible at all times when not around just me so the evil people that might want to kill him don't know he exists.
92 . Take out the thorn on his paw and say: "No need for rewards! I'm a paladin, that's my job!!"
93 . Convince him of helping you racket peasants. The plan would be for him to terrorize small villages, then for you to come and tell the peasants you can "kill" the dragon for a reward. Then you and the dragon would stage his death and share the rewards.