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1000 ways to be a D&D Snob
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WanderingMonster
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241. Even though your contribution to Relics and Rituals was small, you still refer to all the other contributors as "et al" since you are alphabetically first in the author credits.
242. You're still gloating about it even though the book's been out for awhile.
243. You have a blown up picture of the Invisible Stalker from the 1e MM.
244. You have a blown up picture of the sucubus from the back of the 1e DMG (or maybe that should be the D&D perv)...
245. You write a "Story Hour" which follows your home campaign.
246. You don't write a "Story Hour" because you're holding out hope that it'll be published some day (and you don't want someone else to steal your idea).
242. You're still gloating about it even though the book's been out for awhile.
243. You have a blown up picture of the Invisible Stalker from the 1e MM.
244. You have a blown up picture of the sucubus from the back of the 1e DMG (or maybe that should be the D&D perv)...
245. You write a "Story Hour" which follows your home campaign.
246. You don't write a "Story Hour" because you're holding out hope that it'll be published some day (and you don't want someone else to steal your idea).
Dave Blewer
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This is intolerable!
This thread must be saved from the murderous ways of WanderingMonster!
It must, I say!
This thread must be saved from the murderous ways of WanderingMonster!
It must, I say!
Sammael99
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A lot of these contributions have been RPG snobbery rather than D&D snobbery, but it's a laugh...
Here's one I thought of :
xxx. You insist on converting every single non-d20 game to d20 before you GM them. You are particularly proud of your Amber d20 and Castle Falkenstein d20 adaptations
Here's one I thought of :
xxx. You insist on converting every single non-d20 game to d20 before you GM them. You are particularly proud of your Amber d20 and Castle Falkenstein d20 adaptations
ColonelHardisson
What? Me Worry?
247. No matter what is being discussed, post that "we talked about this weeks ago! Where've you been?"
248. You write in-depth criticisms of a book you've never seen.
248. You write in-depth criticisms of a book you've never seen.
WanderingMonster
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249. You've modeled a PC after yourself
250. You use the name of your oldest and greatest D&D character as a screenname.
251. You had your dice bag custom made.
252. There are fewer stains on your D&D books than there are on your clothes.
253. You spend more on your D&D books than on your clothes.
254. You've returned clothing gifts for money to buy D&D books.
250. You use the name of your oldest and greatest D&D character as a screenname.
251. You had your dice bag custom made.
252. There are fewer stains on your D&D books than there are on your clothes.
253. You spend more on your D&D books than on your clothes.
254. You've returned clothing gifts for money to buy D&D books.
Son_of_Thunder
Explorer
255
You only post on montecook.com cause those hicks over at ENWorld are too stoopid to be a fan boy!
You only post on montecook.com cause those hicks over at ENWorld are too stoopid to be a fan boy!
256. You think that only "yes-men" playtested 3E.
257. You think that the 3E designers didn't listen to their playtesters anyway.
258. You think the 3E designers were stupid because they didn't ask only 1E players to playtest it.
259. You insist that 1E initiative was easier to understand than 3E initiative.
Cheers!
257. You think that the 3E designers didn't listen to their playtesters anyway.
258. You think the 3E designers were stupid because they didn't ask only 1E players to playtest it.
259. You insist that 1E initiative was easier to understand than 3E initiative.
Cheers!
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