1000 ways to be a D&D Snob

[madriel]

78. You refuse to speak to another DM who let his party kill a dragon.

79. Any party that hasn't kill a dragon in less than three rounds are all amateurs.

 

[Furn_Darkside]

80. You charge your players for the privilage of playing in your campeign.

81. You wear a special hat when you dm.

82. You demand the players call you by some title- even when you are not dm'ng.

 

[Furn_Darkside]

83. You got your school gaming club shut down due to hazing new players.

 

[madriel]

84. You never DM a session without using a least half a dozen props.

 

[wolff96]

86. You think any DM that can't defeat his players' characters with three non-classed kobolds, a rubber band, and duct-tape is a hack.

87. You design highly stylized dungeon such that no one could possibly live there based on the traps, room sizes (Ancient Red Dragon in a 10' x 10' room, anyone), and layout, but justify it by saying that the entire dungeon, from the air, resembles an elvish letter from the Simarillion or something along those lines.

88. Lay out plots and political intrigue that would leave Machiavelli scratching his head, and then kill off all the players for missing all the "obvious" solutions.

 

[madriel]

89. You never fudge a die roll.

 

[Furn_Darkside]

88. Lay out plots and political intrigue that would leave Machiavelli scratching his head, and then kill off all the players for missing all the "obvious" solutions.

*laugh* My players would accuse me of this, but what they are just sore their characters died. Mwu-ha-ha.

FD

 

[Crothian]

90: You DM from another table that is higher then the PCs so they have to continually look up at you and you look down upon them

 

[Theovis]

91. You go through this thread thinking, "Oh god, this is me."

 

[Furn_Darkside]

92. You are a member of some silly club that protests how other dm's portray a specific monster.

93. You crack your knuckles in anticipation every time you see a FR discussion.