1000 ways to be a D&D Snob

[Crothian]

91. You go through this thread thinking, "Oh god, this is me."

91a. Or you go through this thread and can think of valid reasons why each of these is okay in your game

 

[Furn_Darkside]

94. You have strong personal feelings against John Wick and/or Jack Chick.

 

[Gargoyle]

95. You've read every novel and short story based on an old published campaign setting, buy every supplement for it, attend seminars at GENCon about it, and feel you’re more creative than DM’s who make up home-brewed worlds because you’ve “made it your own”.

 

[Gargoyle]

96. You refuse to play something useful like a single classed character of one of the core races and instead opt for something like a half-dragon half-minotaur bard/wizard/sorcerer because it “fits my character concept”.

 

[Gargoyle]

97. You go to a game convention and spend every waking second harrassing game designers about how you could have designed their systems better, then asking for their autographs.

 

[Gargoyle]

98. You force your players to use your dice.

 

[Gargoyle]

99. You require player characters to start at level one, no matter what level the rest of the party is at.

100. You monitor threads that are made up of lists in hopes of putting up #100 or some other round number.

 

[Scupper]

101. You laboriously build a homebrew campaign world website with a downloadable Acrobat version then barely tell anyone about it because you're afraid some of the stats might be wrong.

 

[ColonelHardisson]

102. You feel that anyone who uses premade monster books is a lazy DM.

103. You avoid using monsters at all because "humans are the worst monsters."

 

[Dark Jezter]

104. Whenever a Forgotten Realms discussion starts up, you go on a big rant about how FR is for sheep and REAL D&D players use Greyhawk or homebrew campaign settings.

105. You don't allow Drow PCs in your game because you "Don't want any Drizzt clones running around."

106. You don't allow rangers in your game because you "Don't want any Drizzt clones running around."

107. You have ever mailed death threats to R.A. Salvatore because he dared to create a non-evil drow.