1000 ways to be a D&D Snob

[MeepoTheMighty]

118) You have well-respected members of the messegeboard compliment you and you think that makes you lifelong friends with a famous game designer.

119) You hate entire campaign settings based on the presence of a high-level wizard with a beard.

120) Said wizard is proof that the entire world is a bunch of high-magic powergamey garbage.

121) You talk in Planescape slang.

122) You know that *true* roleplaying takes place in the steam tunnels.

72. You laugh everytime you read the word "gazebo."

123) You fall into a fit of laughter after hearing the word "gazebo" on the radio, and then realize there's no way to explain it to a non-gamer

 

[Cedric]

124. You drop names about all the game designers and authors you were trading thoughts with at GenCon...

125. You also share the funny story about the time you accidently shut Phil Foglio in the revolving door at the Hyatt in GenCon (or maybe that was just me...)

126. You know you are more worthy then other games, because you've participated in the Sunday Morning Pre-Con Nerf Weapon War at GenCon.

Cedric

 

[kingpaul]

127. You have run Orc and Pie

 

[madriel]

128. You think any point buy over 24 is munchkiney.

 

[Dinkeldog]

40a. You're old enough to know that before they simplified it by taking out Good and Evil, basic D&D include all 9 alignments.

40. Keep reminding every new gamer you meet that the only alignment choices for D&D when you started playing were Lawful, Neutral, and Chaotic.

 

[Mercule]

129. You use the Monte Cook ranger, WoT woodsman, or some other variant because "the ranger's been broken since 2E."

(Good to know I can laugh at myself.)

 

[Lordnightshade]

130. You have some simple gesture or hand sign that you do any time you speak out of character (example. hitting your chest with your fist).

 

[ColonelHardisson]

40a. You're old enough to know that before they simplified it by taking out Good and Evil, basic D&D include all 9 alignments.

131. You consider to be newbies those who began playing D&D with the edition of D&D with just the Lawful, Neutral, and Chaotic alignment components .

 

[Dagger75]

132: You fondly remember the days when character creation was just Dwarf, Elf, halfling, thief, fighter, cleric and wizard.

133. Dragons are broken now that they can use there breath weapons more than 3 times per day

or

134 Dragons can fianlly use there breath weapon more than 3 times per day

 

[Dark Jezter]

Good to know I'm not the only one

Actually, I've never done that, but I have witnessed it. ^_^