1000 ways to freak out your DM

[maddman75]

In the spirit of the 'freak out your players' thread, here's one for dirty tricks to mess with your DM's mind. Note: using these could be hazardous to your character's health

1 - Ask every barkeep, stable boy, merchant, and beggar that you walk past what his name is and where he's from.

2 - Name your character 'Blackleaf'.

3 - Anytime something happens to said character, cry out in a loud voice "Not Blackleaf, NOOOOO!"

4 - Anytime the DM touches his notes, books, or miniatures, start calling out irrelevent abilities. Such as "Hey, I've got evasion. I have a spot of 12. Remember I cast Mage Armor on myself this morning."

 

[alsih2o]

5. have your p.c. be a weather freak, demand to know everything about the weather and its changes for a "sky journal"

 

[alsih2o]

6. react to evrything with "the party should split up"

 

[EricNoah]

Tell your DM you're going to cast a spell. When he asks what spell, say, "Oh, you'll find out!"

 

[KnowTheToe]

8. Only say "You're a bugger" to important NPCs

 

[alsih2o]

9. no matter what the creature is, have your p.c. shout "use fire, it is their only weakness!"

 

[Kugar]

10. Buy lots of cattle and chickens. Before you venture into any dark and mysterious place herd the live stock in. Make the DM describe all the sounds you hear from the door.

11. Develop hand gestures for every spell you know. Get infuriated when the DM claims not to have seen you gesture you protective magics.

12. Do you know how to play the question game?

13. How about the rhyming game from the Princess Bride.

14. Bring a stack of post-it notes and send one to the DM every two minutes. Complain if he starts sending them back.

 

[alsih2o]

15. complain constantly thst the lack of historically accurate odors is ruining your suspension of disbelief

16. settle down, lead a normal life, take a spouse, raise crops.

17. whilst travelling on the way to adventures constantly ask "are we there yet?"

18. when evr you character goes anywhere or does anything clang pop cans together to "give a realistic sense of armor noise"

19. when you reach a decent level, ask before every adventure "we're rich, shouldn't we just hire someone to do thid for us?"

20. start a travelling circus

21. discover pacifism

 

[alsih2o]

22. create a bard who has perform skills centered around passing gas in various ways

23. insist on carrying a torch at the table (works best indoors)

24. have a semiliterate character keep an "extensive" journal, in the midst of baddie speechs keep asking "how do you spell that?"

 

[Deedlit]

25. Play a kender mage