1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[psijack]

419. kidney stones of vecna
420. mullet of the titans
421. Boots of stumbleing
423.Scroll of many words

 

[LordAO]

424. Toilet of holding
425. Inivisble clothes
426. Condom of devouring
427. Bag of dirty tricks

 

[MarauderX]

428. 'Fraidy Cat; everything living has the cause fear effect on it. See my avatar.
<-----

 

[Vurt]

429) Daern's Instant Chia-pet
430) Wand of summon mobster
431) Horn of soap bubbles
432) Wand of Tasha's hideous daughter
433) Quaal's feather token (troll underwear)
434) Myrlund's spoo
435) +4 Vorpal greataxe of monstrous affection


Edit: renumbering

 

[LordAO]

436. vorpal butterknife
437. arrows of returning
438. headband of stupidity
439. belt of sterility

[edit]: renumbering

 

[Halivar]

Oh dear... somebody has to say it...

433. Handbook of the Player (+0.5)

 

[demiurge1138]

Edit: I've decided that the thread name is redundant now. Do you think we can make 1001?

Demiurge out.

 

[Thresher]

Maybe

/Fires off a cheap shot...

434: Portable hole of US domestic ¨beer¨

 

[Hygric]

442: potion of sweat water

 

[KDLadage]

443. Sword of Sing-Sing
444. Keen Ice Cream Scoop of Vanilla Slaying
445. Ghost-Shield (the shield is non-corporeal)
446. Finnigan's Finger of Fantastically Fragrant Flatulence (Pull my finger...)
447. Sundial of Darkness
448. Helm of Male Patterned Baldness
449. Book of One Thousand Papercuts
450. Armor of Incontenance
451. Melf's Acid Tabs
452. Masterwork Club
453. Jack's Boot
454. Scroll with the spell "Scribe Scroll"
455. Scale Male of the Lizardman
456. Hot Rod
457. Cookbook of Vile Darkess


(edit: renumbering to eliminate redundant numbers; starting with Halivar above the number are off by a bit...)