1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[dok]

still more...

271: Rubber bands of Billaro
272: Bracers of Amore

 

[Zustiur]

273. Book of Many Errors
274. Deck of Cards (you throw down a card, and hey presto, there's a card)
275. Operating system of many failures (also known as windows 98)
276. Lazy Rifle.
277. Daern's Instant Brothel
278. Drums of Picnic
279. Eyes of Metrification
280. Manual of Bodily Odor.
281. Hanging Picture of Crookedness
282. Toilet roll of running out.
283. Keen writing paper +4
284. Flamethrower of hair drying

Zustiur.

 

[MerakSpielman]

285. Pencil of Sharpness

286. Invisible Clothing

 

[Morik]

287: Bottle of German Humor
288: Underpants of Malodorousness
289: Sword of Rust +1
299: Boots of Owner-Backside-Kicking

Like them all...

 

[Morik]

You know - as I go through the listst

There are actually some items which would do nicely as cursed items (with a lot of laugh to share the first time a character tries to "guess" what the item are able to do by trial and error system.

He,he (evil DM required)

 

[KidCthulhu]

287: Wand of summon mobster I (brings in 1d3 goombahs with useless guns who proceed to eat all your food and lounge about playing cards. Not for D20 Modern campaigns.)

288: Ring of the Lamb

289: Bohemian Ear Spork

290: Circlet of Unwanted Star Trek Trivia

291: Gauntlets of Hangnail

(I have to admit that the Decanter of Endless Socks sounds pretty good. When you're out hiking, you can ALWAYS use a pair of dry socks.)

 

[BenBrown]

(I have to admit that the Decanter of Endless Socks sounds pretty good. When you're out hiking, you can ALWAYS use a pair of dry socks.)

Dry socks, yes. But the ones from the Decanter of Endless Socks appear to have been marinated in week-old coffee.

292: Ring of Three Fishes

 

[Wraith Form]

The first rule of Vorpal Club is you do not talk about Vorpal Club.

*sniffle* Oh god, let me adjust myself here--that was great!

293.) Goggles of the Oxygen Channel

 

[Haldarin]

294) +2 Backscratcher

295) Rabbitslayer (Knife)

296) Plate Mail of the Sauna

297) Scroll of Meteor Summoning

298) Ice Skates of Agility +10

299) Lead Shoes of Water Breathing

300) Greatclub of Curing and Smiting

301) Harmonica of Healthful Slumber

302) A one year subscription to "The Morning Star"

 

[DiFier]

303. Time cube of truth
304. long hollow tube of water breathing.