1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[Sejs]

305. Daern's Eventual Fortress.

 

[MerakSpielman]

306. Stool of Stool Sampling

307. Perfume of Stench

308. Scroll of Identify Itself

309. Ring of Three Fishes

310. Tome of Useless Trivia

 

[francisca]

311. paper Clip f holding (and never letting go)
312. Ascott of Bad Accents
313. Keyboard of Carpal Tunnel
314. Jock (or Codpiece) of Itching and Sctratching
315. Fork of Spaghetti Twirling +1, +2 against angle hair, +3 against linguini
316. Beer Goggles
317. Brew of Jabbering
318. Mallet of Thunderous Flatuence
319. Helm of the Lightning Rod
320. Horn of Killer Bee summoning
321. Nun-Chuks of Nut Numbing

 

[Kae'Yoss]

277. Daern's Instant Brothel

Speak for yourself



321. Familiar Container of Devouring
322. Necklace of Magnetism
323. Staff of Shower.
324. Obnoxious Weapons
325. Vestments of the Latest Rage
326. Blanket of Disintegration
327. The Stick of Pain
328. Mask of the Dull
329. Lens of Defection
330. Sword-Chucks.

[edit of number correction]

 

[Oogar]

331. +1 Brilliant Energy, Undead Bane, Construct Bane Whip

 

[KDLadage]

332. Scabbard of Sword Resistance
333. Codpiece of Squirrel Summoning
334. Helm of the Guillotine
335. The Teeth of Novelty
336. +4 Billiant Energy Dental Floss of Sharpness

 

[KidCthulhu]

337: Ugly Stick

 

[Elemental]

338: A Deck of Mini Things. I used one of these once. Same as the normal deck, only miniature. The castle is in a snowglobe, the minor death is the Death or Rats, the +4 Flaming Burst weapon is a toothpick, and so on.

 

[Sejs]

330. Sword-Chucks.

You see, the beauty of the Sword-Chuck lies neither in the Sword, nor in the Chuck, but in the deadly fusion of the two...

^_^

 

[Jaligard]

274. Deck of Cards (you throw down a card, and hey presto, there's a card)

Hey! You stole mine!

339. Hammer +2 with +3 Nails.
340. Cloak of Detectable Magic
341. Glass of Reflection
342. Imitation Leather Armor