1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[The Blue Elf]

343:Vecna's middle finger
344alor's two nuts in a sack

 

[Rashak Mani]

345. Rod of the Flacid
346. Girdle of Obese Might
347. Wand of Detect Silicon
348. Lightining Rod as opposed to Rod of Lightining.

[349 and 350 removed by Piratecat]

 

[Piratecat]

Rashak, use some taste and common sense, okay? Those last two were inappropriate, so I yoinked them. Email me if you want to talk about it.

 

[Arc]

349. Bag of molding

 

[2d6]

350 - Amulet of mighty fits +2
351 - Belt of Giant Stench
352 - Pasties of Defense +2
353 - Gloves of sparrow snaring
354 - Wind Bag
355 - Figurine of Wonderous Power, Road Sloth
356 - Incense of Litigation
357 - Buttocks of the titans
358 - Bladder of Vecna
359 - Quaal's Feather Token, Coat rack
360 - Rope of Engagement
361 - Bottle of Smog
362 - Bag of Ticks
363 - Boat, Sinking

 

[Christoph]

354 - +1 Dagger of balloon popping.

 

[gunter uxbridge]

355 - Colostomy Bag of Holding
356 - Beer Goggles of the Desperate
357 - Bracers of Armoire

 

[dok]

Still more...

358 - Sword of Brilliant Lethargy

359 - Liar of Building (also known as Nozur's Marvelous Contractor)

360 - Figurine of Wonderous Power: Cat

361 - Manuel of Bodily Health

362 - Tomb of Understanding

363 - Well of One World.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

364. Decanter of endless cod-liver oil. ("Will you drain your medicine?"
365. Mail fo the Banshee (A letter on which stands written: "IEAIAIO")
366. Giant throwing socks

 

[Moe Ronalds]

367) Armoire of Invincibility
368) Helm of Ameoba Strength
369) Gloves of the Village People (your arms will constantly be spelling out the letters YMCA)...
370) "How to attract Illithids" (sounds like hentai...)