101 bits of gnome fluff

[Blackrat]

Heyy... BUMB! We're not at 101 yet.

 

[Nellisir]

36. Gnomes are richer than you
37. Gnomes make up facts about themselves
38. Gnomes prefer applesauce to pudding
39. Svirfneblin have german or swiss accents

 

[Warren Okuma]

that sure sounds like he got too close to a chipper-shredder

He did.
40) The Gnomes invented the chipper-shredder by accident. It was a pasta making machine. O'course the Humans think it's a cool execution machine...

Edit
And here's how you do it. Four decanters of endless of water on a bladed axle...

 

[Klaus]

41) Gnomes are inventors. But unlike dwarves, their inventions aren't mechanical, and often not even physical. They LOVE theories, treatises, new turn-of-phrases, new rythms, etc.

42) Following on their love for inventing immaterial things, gnomes were the first homanoid race to have a codified set of laws to govern their entire society. The "Carta", as it is called, has been revised once in every gnome generation (usually a century).