101 Inspiringly Punny Titles...

[Wycen]

Gnomercy: A diminutive war story.

 

[DreadPirateMurphy]

Dye Hard: PCs are trapped in a sweatshop overrun by Ragomoffins.

The Filth Element: PCs must protect a child of prophecy threatened by mud paraelementals.

Twelve Monk Keys: PCs have to stop a dozen monks of Talona from unleashing a deadly plague from a Pandora's box -- in the past, BEFORE the Spellplague.

Pup Fiction: PCs help a blink dog escape from a gangster who wanted the dog to throw an fight in the arena.

Look Who's Stalking: PCs have to assist a ranger who has been cursed...with the form of an infant!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

*5-Punch Combo!*

...and craftily, all projects featuring Bruce Willis.

 

[DreadPirateMurphy]

This occurred to me last night as I was drifting off to sleep:

The Ghours: The PCs encounter three generations of women, all tormented by demons, whose lives are intertwined in subtle ways. Oh, and they're all lesbians.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A View to a Xill: peering out his window one night, a wealthy merchant, confined to a wheelchair, witnesses a Xill killing the youngest member of the royal family on the grounds of his estate while the young lad was on his way to court one of the merchant's grand-daughters. Now the Inquisition is coming to investigate.

He knows it was a Xill that did the killing, and he suspects it was done to put his house under a cloud of distrust that could cost it every contract it has- he never spoke well of the slain prince, after all- but he has no idea who would (or could) hire a supernatural assassin for the job.

Finding out who and why, and clearing the merchant's house along the way has become the PCs' job.

 

[Quickleaf]

Great thread!

A Ghoul and his honey are dearly departed: A necromancer raised her sweetheart as a ghoul so they could be together, but she got mobbed by the villagers, and now haunts the town as a ghost. Will they be reunited or turned against undead?

A Leucrotta can't change his plots: A scheming leucrotta neurotically repeats the same plot over and over, despite his best attempts not to. Is he doomed to hear the laughter of woodsmen on to his tricks? Will the PCs help him some pointers or just the point of a sword?

 

[NMcCoy]

Lifestyles of the Rich and Squamous: Increasingly scandalous rumors are being spread about a wealthy dragonborn celebrity, and he hires the PCs to discover the source and clear his name.

 

[El Mahdi]

Look Who's Stalking: PCs have to assist a ranger who has been cursed...with the form of an infant!

Look Who's Stalking Too: The Ranger (now a toddler), has been adopted by an eccentric couple (he's a former dancing Bard, she's a former bar wench). He now has to deal with a new sister, an assasin who has been cursed into the form of a baby girl (with a really annoying voice and bitchy attitude) who is bent on killing him.

Look Who's Stalking Now: An adventure played from the standpoint of the (now pre-school age) Ranger's animal companions (a mutt and a runaway, royal court poodle). A new threat that only they can sense is after their Ranger and his now redeemed Assassin sister, and they are the only ones who can stop it...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A Leucrotta can't change his plots:

Lifestyles of the Rich and Squamous:

Look Who's Stalking Too:

Look Who's Stalking Now:

Ahhh...the thread is getting better AND worse- simutaneously!

 

[Quickleaf]

Inspired by this thread, I decided to run with the "heir" puns since my new campaign is titled "The Heir Apparent" and revolves around children of the crown prince.

Some of the puns I've got (some from others in this thread )...

1. To Heir is Human
2. Receding Heir Line
3. Three Heir Rose for the King
4. Red Heir Ring
5. Heir No Evil
6. A Heir Raising Tale
7. The Heir Assay of One Age
8. Heir of the Dog
9. Mad as a March Heir
10. Putting on Heirs

However, right now I've got a little too much "hair" and not enough "ere" (as in before). Any other good puns spring to mind"?