101 Magic Items nobody needs.

[reason]

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Blade of Bluntness

Screaming Cloak of Elvenkind

Angelic Wings of Digging

Reason
Principia Infecta

 

[jaerdaph]

Lower Bowel of Vecna.

 

[jdrakeh]

3. Decanter of Endless Nothing.

That might actually be quite sinister in the right hands. Mmmmm. . . entropy!

 

[jdrakeh]

Cloak of Misplacement.

Manual of Slovenly Bachelorhood.

Sovereign Model Glue.

[The Colonel's] Wings of Frying.

 

[WarlockLord]

Warforged

rod of blunder

potion of fly - calls a fly

 

[Branduil]

Crystal Ball of Indecision- You can see an infinite number of possible futures, all dependent upon an infinite number of mutable factors.

 

[jdrakeh]

The Book of Infinite Smells.

 

[Branduil]

Potion of Infinite Springy Snakes.

 

[Torm]

The Book of Infinite Smells.

I read some of these out loud, and my daughter (10) just suggested a little bit of a "hook" for this item: Have it with a worn cover, that reads "Th Bo k of Inf nite S ells", thus insuring that the party wizards get all excited about it being a book of infinite SPELLS and take this cursed item with them......

(Yes, she IS up late - we just got home from Fayetteville, NC.)

 

[jdrakeh]

I read some of these out loud, and my daughter (10) just suggested a little bit of a "hook" for this item: Have it with a worn cover, that reads "Th Bo k of Inf nite S ells", thus insuring that the party wizards get all excited about it being a book of infinite SPELLS and take this cursed item with them......

(Yes, she IS up late - we just got home from Fayetteville, NC.)

Well, it's not really cursed -- just useless. Unless you happen to be running a magical deoderant factory. OTOH, I can see how one might refer to is as cursed if they pull it out and try to use it during combat, only to find that "M gic M e" is the scent of "Magic Mousse" Good hook, though!